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Uchiha Sasuke lives a boring, corporate life. And that's fine by him.
Until a loud blonde with no concept of personal space asks him the stupidest question he's ever heard at his regular gym.
"How much do you weigh?"
That should be the end of it. Instead, it changes everything.
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They're just really horny and (eventually) in love.
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Sasuke can slap on the angriest face he can muster, but at the end of the day, he's still blushing. His arms wrap a little tighter around himself. “Watching porn isn’t a date.”
"And why not?"
"Because."
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- Part 2 of sasuke should see a therapist modern au
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Written for Kinktober 2026. Day 3 - Mind control.
Naruto gets the feeling Sasuke is going to leave the village again, so he comes up with a plan to make him want to stay.
Sasuke, however, is tired of getting mixed signals from his so-called best friend. If Naruto wants him to stay so badly, he should tell him why.
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When college basketball star Naruto Uzumaki loses a bet to a teammate, he is stuck fake dating Sasuke Uchiha.
Only problem, Naruto and Sasuke can't stand the sight of each other.From dealing with boy crazy cheerleaders, homophobic opponents, and the growing desire to get in each other's pants, the two of them are well in over their heads.
Or: Sasuke and Naruto are basketball rivals who have to fake date.
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Naruto is engaged to Hinata, except his shadow clones haven’t gotten the memo. Especially now that Sasuke's back in the village.
Sasuke is feeling petty and wants to make Naruto jealous. He finds many willing participants in the form of said shadow clones.
In which Naruto and Sasuke are very stupid, very horny, and very much in love.