14 Works by Celineooks

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    After a glue incident, an unexpectedly hot paramedic, and a fake relationship that got a bit too real, Dan and Phil return from Phil’s family with the agreement to figure things out together.

    So they text.

    About everything. About nothing. About anything except what actually matters.

    And very quickly, they realise things might not be as simple as they thought.

    Or: What Dan and Phil Text Each Other except Dan is a paramedic and Phil WILL eat glue in every universe

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    This is part 5 of my series "Sticking Together", previous parts are referenced

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    2,951
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,058
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    When Dan is captured after a failed attack on the Fire Lord, he expects to die mercilessly in his cell.

    What the waterbender doesn't expect, is being forced to heal the Fire Lord's dying son.

    There is no way Dan would ever agree to that...until his brother's life is tied to it.

    With no choice left, he agrees.

    Phil should be everything Dan despises and so much more– yet the longer he's forced to care for the prince, the harder it gets to remember why.

    And somewhere along the way he realizes the worst part of it all...

    He doesn't want Phil to die.

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    English
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    2,890
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    138
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    Dan and Phil are in the middle of having sex when Phil decides it’s the perfect time to bring up something he read on Tumblr.

    Or: Phil suggests “Richard” as their safe word. Dan would rather die.

    Or: Phil gets what he wants, as always.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,159
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    Dan lists an old PlayStation game on Facebook Marketplace.
    The buyer is supposed to arrive at eight.
    By nine twenty-two, Dan is fairly certain he’s been ghosted, mildly convinced the guy has been abducted by aliens, and about three seconds away from sending a very creative insult.

    Then his phone rings.

    Or: Dan tries to sell a game online and accidentally meets Phil.

    Language:
    English
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    7,385
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    311
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,808
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    Dan wakes up in the middle of the night, heart racing, lungs refusing to cooperate, voices still lingering at the edges of his mind.

    Phil is right next to him.

    That should be enough. It always is.

    Or: Dan doesn’t dream. Not really. But maybe that’s okay, as long as Phil is there when he wakes up.

    Or: "Phil, make me feel better."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,284
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    (Alternate universe)
    After a wild birthday party, a video starts circulating, a video that raises a lot of questions not only for the Phandom, but for Dan and Phil themselves.
    The timing couldn’t be worse: they’re about to begin the Terrible Influence tour, trapped in close proximity with zero chance to escape fan speculation.

    Or Dan and Phil drunkenly make out, get filmed, and now have to figure out what the hell that means for their supposedly platonic friendship - all while trying to survive tour life.

    Or quite some angst, a lot of fluff, and an unhealthy amount of domesticity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,020
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    435
    Kudos:
    566
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    15,755
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    Phil has worked for years to get to Worlds. Losing their flyer right before the biggest competition of the season was not part of the plan.

    So when Louise brings in Dan Howell — former star flyer of their biggest rival team, known for his precision and his attitude — Phil is not convinced this is going to work.

    And it doesn't.

    They're out of sync, out of rhythm, and completely unable to trust each other.

    Until something shifts. Things start to fall into place, their routines start to click into place and they realise that cheerleading might not be the only thing connecting them.

    Or:
    In a world where soulmate bonds have become rare and unpredictable, Dan finds out he is bonded to Phil Lester, his new stunt partner, and immediately sets out to get rid of it before it ruins everything they've worked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,470
    Chapters:
    1/20
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    233
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    Phil needs a boyfriend for a family gathering.
    Not a real one. Just someone to stop the questions, silence the hopeful glances and prove, once and for all, that he’s doing just fine.

    Dan agrees. Far too easily.

    Or: What’s supposed to be a simple weekend of pretending quickly turns into shared beds, knowing looks, and the uncomfortable realization that playing a role feels a little too natural.

    Or: Phil asks the hot paramedic he met after a very unfortunate glue-eating incident to be his fake boyfriend.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,921
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    409
    Kudos:
    544
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    9,014
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    Dan and Phil film a video where they flirt with other men for content.

    It’s comedy. It’s harmless. It’s definitely not going to trigger sixteen years worth of unresolved closet trauma and a minor existential crisis.
    Absolutely not.

    Or: How on EARTH did Dan's jealous ass agree to this?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    438
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2,723
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    Going out is manageable as long as Dan is drunk and Phil isn’t.

    Unfortunately, tonight breaks that rule.

    Ignored, touch-starved, and far too tipsy for good decisions, Dan decides that if Phil won’t pay attention to him, he’ll make sure he can’t look away.

    Or: Dan gets drunk.
    Phil ignores him.
    Dan takes that personally.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    376
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3,481
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    Two weeks after the glue incident, Phil and Dan finally meet again...this time without flashing lights, medical gloves, or panic attacks.
    Just a camera, a floor, and a video that couldn't be more embarrassing yet perfect.

    Or: Phil tells his glue story. Dan steals the show. And somehow, something starts to feel a little inevitable.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,438
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    Phil really did not expect that accidentally eating super glue would get him the number of an attractive paramedic.
    But somehow, it did.

    What follows are text messages, questionable jokes, and - between catboys and Final Fantasy - an undeniably chaotic connection.

    Or: What Dan and Phil text each other, except it’s a different AU where Phil ate glue and Dan was the paramedic.

    (Part 2 of my series "Sticking Together", but can probably be read as a stand-alone.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,504
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    Phil really did not intend to eat glue. He only meant to fix his broken glasses and accidentally swallowed it instead.
    His embarrassment skyrockets, especially once the paramedic arrives and Phil realizes, with alarming clarity, just how attractive he actually is.

    Or: Phil tries to fix his broken glasses with super glue at three in the morning. He eats the super glue instead. Panic ensues. Paramedics are called.
    Phil does not die but he might get a phone number out of it.

    Or: Alternate universe - Phil's glue eating accident but Dan and him haven't met. Yet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,103
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    After two failed attempts, Dan is determined that this will finally be the year he and Phil make it to Christmas with Phil’s family. Healthy and without the universe sabotaging them at the last second.
    What he doesn’t account for is how terrifyingly intimate it feels to step into a version of Christmas that isn’t built on tension, silence, or survival.

    Or: A soft, domestic one-shot about anxiety, chosen family, baked goods, and the quiet realization that sometimes, home is just wherever Phil is.

    Or: I listened to the latest podcast episode and just knew I had to write about Dip and Pip's first Christmas together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,835

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