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The kids convince Steve to take them all to a Renaissance Faire and LARP event.
Steve has more fun than he admits.
And then Steve has a LOT more fun than he admits.
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04 Dec 2023
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It’s the spinning that does it. Eddie couldn’t look away if someone paid him. Every single time it happens, he just stops what he’s doing and stares. Drooling.
Before, it was just kitchen utensils or the baseball bat. Now...now it’s at band practice every day.
As it turns out, Steve can actually keep rhythm really well and while he can’t read music to save his ass, he understands beats and notes like a natural. The problem is- the problem is, that he keeps spinning those fucking drumsticks and Eddie’s gonna jizz in his goddamn jeans one of these days.
OR - Steve becomes the drummer for Corroded Coffin and Eddie can't handle his thirst
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25 Aug 2023
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She wasn't bad looking, all things considered. If it wasn't for all the tattoos, maybe-
But wait. That was right. Munson had that really awkward rumor about her, didn't she?
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06 Jul 2023
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Blood & Bone by hurtfairchild
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
16 Jul 2020
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02 May 2023
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you can keep your boots on baby (I'm a woman not a lady) by hexiewrites for alligator_writes, oriscribes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jan 2023
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God bless low rise jean shorts, Chrissy thinks, as she squirms under Robin’s ministrations.
Robin shifts so that her lips are right up against Chrissy’s ear, and Chrissy can’t help but squirm again, back into Robin. “You’re driving me crazy,” Robin husks into her ear, and Chrissy shivers at the sound.
“Why, sugar,” she says, in her best Tennessee accent. “I’m just a sweet innocent country girl!”
Robin laughs and it’s lower, full of promise. “Somehow,” she mumbles, and her pinky dips down below Chrissy’s waistband, brushing back and forth over the lacy edge of Chrissy’s thong, “I don’t think that’s true at all.”
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21 Mar 2023