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    Growing Pains by

    Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

    10 Jul 2025

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    Reader is midway through her Master's Degree, suffering from a lack of excitement. Something in her, some part of her, wants more. -- Where Reader is hired to tutor Morty and finds the more she needs in his strange, asshole Grandpa.

    NOTE: I'm back after, like 5 years which is actually crazy to me. I finished my degree, I'm in my Masters now in particle physics (hence the minor self insert) and I'm SO excited to be writing these again. To anyone who read any of my original works, I love you!

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    24 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

    Help Me Seduce Your Math Teacher by

    Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

    29 Jul 2026

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    Look, plain and simple this is some Y/N and Rick Sanchez smut. When Morty's math teacher is unable to finish out the school year, you a twenty something substitute take over the position. Using this as an opportunity, the school decides they want to invest more in their math department. Your first job is meeting with all the parents/guardians for your students to introduce yourself. Then all you need to do is tutor some of your students twice a week. Seemed easy enough, until Rick Sanchez walked into your classroom and refused to let you do your job. Now it's a game of cat and mouse.

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    24 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

    A Rick is the Worst Customer by

    Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

    13 Aug 2026

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    Strap in broh, you’re getting fucked by Rick in this one.

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    24 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

    Rick, Actually by

    Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

    28 Aug 2026

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    Crash landing in some isolated backwoods cabin was an accident on Rick’s end. Getting completely thrown off his game by a middle-school science teacher in a thin silk slip? That’s just bad math.

    Or, the one where Rick is failing miserably to avoid feeling this much.

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    24 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 25

    Frustration station! by

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    09 Feb 2025

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    In which the reader is a bit sexually frustrated and...nothing gets by House!
    Or he might just be looking for a quick pain relief.

    What you won't find in this: Dirty talk, pet names, y/n writing style.

    What you will find: Bit of name calling (its house so), sex as a means to relief pain, a reader who's on the pill, no other protection, vicodin missuse.

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    08 Dec 2025