18 Bookmarks by Chilitoad
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Reader is midway through her Master's Degree, suffering from a lack of excitement. Something in her, some part of her, wants more. -- Where Reader is hired to tutor Morty and finds the more she needs in his strange, asshole Grandpa.
NOTE: I'm back after, like 5 years which is actually crazy to me. I finished my degree, I'm in my Masters now in particle physics (hence the minor self insert) and I'm SO excited to be writing these again. To anyone who read any of my original works, I love you!
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- Part 1 of Growing Pains
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- 11/11
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24 Aug 2026
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Look, plain and simple this is some Y/N and Rick Sanchez smut. When Morty's math teacher is unable to finish out the school year, you a twenty something substitute take over the position. Using this as an opportunity, the school decides they want to invest more in their math department. Your first job is meeting with all the parents/guardians for your students to introduce yourself. Then all you need to do is tutor some of your students twice a week. Seemed easy enough, until Rick Sanchez walked into your classroom and refused to let you do your job. Now it's a game of cat and mouse.
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24 Aug 2026
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Strap in broh, you’re getting fucked by Rick in this one.
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24 Aug 2026
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Crash landing in some isolated backwoods cabin was an accident on Rick’s end. Getting completely thrown off his game by a middle-school science teacher in a thin silk slip? That’s just bad math.
Or, the one where Rick is failing miserably to avoid feeling this much.
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24 Aug 2026
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In which the reader is a bit sexually frustrated and...nothing gets by House!
Or he might just be looking for a quick pain relief.What you won't find in this: Dirty talk, pet names, y/n writing style.
What you will find: Bit of name calling (its house so), sex as a means to relief pain, a reader who's on the pill, no other protection, vicodin missuse.
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08 Dec 2025
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At the Christmas party, you finally shoot your shot with Cuddy. Not only does she take interest in you too, someone else does as well.
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- Part 18 of You x HouseMD Character
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06 Dec 2025
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After working days on end without a real break, and the patient being cured, you decide to indulge in some semi-legal activities. Now the question is: will House indulge in your company? – Or: we can’t fix him, but we can be bad together.
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- Part 4 of You x HouseMD Character
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01 Dec 2025
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You meet an older man at a hotel bar in Syracuse. He likes cherries.
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22 Nov 2025
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You glare at Rick, who only glares back with crossed arms. You were sure this man was going to stop at nothing to get those damn cookies, perfect for negotiation.
"You wanna come over?" You ask, holding up the box with a quirked brow, your tongue darting across your bottom lip. You felt a little ridiculous being so bold, especially when met with his annoyed gaze. He looked your body up and down as you sat in your car, debating. You were sure this time that your blush was because you were turned on. There was something about being surveyed like some knick-knack he was debating on buying as a souvenir on a vacation. Almost degrading.
"Love to.”
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21 Nov 2025
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25 Jun 2024
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i found myself at a random streamer’s party earlier in the evening, and now i find myself in the lap of my best friend in the driver’s seat of his car. neither of us could have expected to be placed in this situation.
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25 Jun 2024
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Move like an odd sight, come out at night… by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2022
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a self indulgent smut one-shot after 2 years of not posting :)
there’s essentially no plot but the background is that the female in this scenario is also a streamer, met Schlatt at a party because they’re both friends with Austin, and they became FWB.
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25 Jun 2024
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Collection of my smutty one-shots from tumblr + whatever else I come up with
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24 Jun 2024
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You're a guest on the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich, and one of the hosts takes a liking to you.
(mommydom Schlatt/reader, AFAB reader and she/her pronouns used.)
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22 Jun 2024
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**Being rewritten**
As a perpetually single relationship columnist living in NYC where romance seems to be dead and gone, you've always found yourself unable to fully let your guard down around men and believe in love. This cynical trait of yours only grows more complicated after an invite to an influencer party results in you entering a steamy, judgement-clouding relationship with the heartthrob Hasan Piker, and an infuriating feud with a man named Jschlatt.
Seeming to embody everything you hate about men and social media stars, your prejudice against Schlatt and his insufferable pride clash at every given moment. You would love nothing more than to rid your life of him forever. However, much to your chagrin, fate seems intent on keeping the two of you as close together as possible -- New York rent isn't cheap. With F/n's plan to move in with Ted and the great difficulties that come with finding a roommate as a mostly-friendless recent immigrant, you'd be a fool not mutually benefit from letting the wealthy man experiencing housing issues stay with you short term.
It's not like it'll mean anything, it's just for a few months. Your disdain for each other is mutual anyways, right?
Tumblr: doetic
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09 Jun 2024
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You have moved to Texas on a whim, whilst desperately trying to find a job and a house you find something that would suit your needs perfectly. A live in chef. Helping making meals for a household when they want. The pay was good, and the pictures of the house were perfect for you. You applied and got the job, but when you go to the house you’re surprised by your new boss.
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09 May 2024
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You stared longingly at the last call you had with Rick. It felt like forever.
He was shitfaced when he called you. You could barely understand his words between hiccups and mumbling, it almost sounded like he was crying. All the while he called you incompetent. Worthless. A useless anomaly in the perfection of his adventurous lifestyle. A parasite. And that he wanted you more than anything. He missed you.Series
- Part 1 of U137verse
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- English
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- 55,828
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 178
- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
- 122
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Bookmarked by Chilitoad
11 Dec 2023
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Out of All the Gin Joints In the Universe... by OpenHeart_WickedMind
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
30 Nov 2024
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Some people like to stay put. You? You've always loved to travel. A few months here, a year there, grabbing bar tending gigs in between to pay for your next adventure. A decent life until you add in Rick - will he shake things up in the best way or will he just bring chaos (and heartbreak) into your mostly peaceful existence?
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11 Dec 2023