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    “Really. I want—I want to be stupid for once.” He licked his lips. “I want to be young and dumb while I’m still technically a teenager.”

    “Fuck yes.”

    Rozanov leaned forward and basically slammed a kiss against Shane.

    “Let’s fucking do it.”

    Shane smiled and let out a giggle, something manic and wild entering his blood the second the Russian kissed him.

    “Let’s fucking do it.”

    OR

    What if, after that first hook-up after the CMO commercial, Ilya stayed to shower in fear of waking his father up?

    What if it led to a conversation neither one of them ever expected?

    What if two young and dumb teenage boys made a decision no one would ever expect?

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    Ilya and Shane, after their first hook-up, decide to go on a worldwide tour that spins wildly out of control. This causes more consequences than either of them ever expected.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    After Shane Hollander suffered a career ending injury in 2013, he had no idea what he wanted to do with his life. It wasn’t until 2018, when he connected with a surrogacy agency, that he finally felt like he could do something that would give him meaning and purpose once again.

    Oh, and by the way, his relationship with Ilya Rozanov also ended in 2013. That was because he fucking hated him.

    Oh, and by the way, It just so happens that Ilya, planning ahead for his unexpectedly early retirement, is looking for a surrogate to have his baby.

    A.K.A: the fic where Shane and Ilya never officially got together because they’re idiots, and now Shane has to decide whether or not he’s willing to carry a baby for a man he can’t stand.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

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    09 Sep 2026

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    “Ilya will not be a baby for long,” Irina said, looking at Shane. He avoided her gaze to swing Ilya’s hand back and forth. “He will be three in two weeks. Will he be your baby when he is also three?” 

    “Ilya be my baby forever,” Shane replied seriously, not even missing a beat. 

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    5 times Shane made sure everyone knew Ilya was his baby

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Suddenly, the worst idea came to her and she blurted it out before she had a second to stop herself. “My brother is playing for team Canada.” Stupid, so stupid.

    “Your brother? Who is he?” Rozanov examined her face closely. Again, he looked at the bridge of her nose with some intensity.

    “Shane. Shane Hollander. He’s my twin. My twin brother,” she stammered. Fuck, this was a nightmare.

    Rozanov simply shrugged and looked down into his coffee. “That explains why you did not want to see me, yes?” His little deflated face tugged at her chest.

    “No, no. I was busy. Honestly.”

    He looked up at her renewed and smiled, “I see it now. I should have figured it out. You have same eyes. Freckles.” He rubbed the edge of his ceramic cup. “Would he be upset you went out with me?”

    “Oh, um.” Shane wasn’t sure what to answer here. This was clearly a date, and she had to stop acting dumb about it. It’s herself so of course she’s not mad. But if she really was Shane Hollander’s twin, maybe he’d be mad at her?

    “Probably, maybe. But I don’t care. He’ll learn to live with it.”

    or Heated Rivalry meets Ranma 1/2 and Twinless

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    06 Sep 2026