ClumsyBookworm18
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who are we to fight the alchemy? by ClumsyBookworm18 for monfivela
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Dec 2025
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All Lila wanted was to outsmart her academic nemesis in her potions class. What she didn’t want was to accidentally discover that the most powerful love potion in existence smells like her annoying, infuriatingly handsome rival, Five
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Is This a Sweet Treat? by ClumsyBookworm18, InadequateAllAlong, LokiNightfury
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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Food blogger Lila Pitts didn’t mean to fall for a pair of hands. She also didn’t mean to crash into a bartender with green eyes and a bad attitude. Now she’s caught between an anonymous baker online and a real-life grump who makes irritation look good—with no idea quite how to navigate herself out of either situation without making a fool out of herself. Apparently the universe, much like her algorithm, has a strange sense of humor.
Life’s full of little accidents. Some just come dusted with sugar.
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𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚. 𝙊𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩. 𝙎𝙝𝙚’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙.
𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩… 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. 𝙎𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙥𝙮 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨.
𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮.
𝙃𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮.
Nemesis. Partners. Mutual headaches. Possibly the CIA’s worst idea yet. Take your pick. All Lila and Five have to do is stop a cult and survive working together. Easy… right?
(Or the one where they’re both CIA agents AU)
Canon divergent AU-ish
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in by ClumsyBookworm18
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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Nancy and Jerome have the perfect marriage—if you overlook the lies, the travel schedules, and the occasional weapons stash. In reality, she’s Commission assassin Lila Pitts. He’s CIA agent Number Five. Neither knows the other’s secret… until she’s ordered to kill him and he discovers his saboteur sleeps on his side of the bed. With their covers blown, it’s a game of suspicion, and survival… and the only thing more dangerous than their secrets is each other.
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illicit affairs by ClumsyBookworm18 for panjava_clown_69
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Mar 2025
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It was supposed to be nothing. It was supposed to be meaningless.
But the most dangerous lies are the ones they tell themselves.(Lila and Five spend one night together before the events of season 4)
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By the end of the summer, Peeta Mellark had married the shoemaker's daughter. And by the end of the summer, Katniss had wed Gale in a small toasting ceremony. AU where Prim and Peeta are never reaped, and where there is no mockingjay, no rebellion.
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Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
13 Dec 2025
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Oh. Oh.
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
16 May 2025
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“This very well could have been my funeral if you hadn’t come back, so… Thank you."
That seemed to catch his attention. He stared at her for a moment then gave a tight smile. “Well, when you put it like that…”
After Jim Hopper's funeral, Nancy thanks Steve for saving her life.
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
11 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Jealous Nancy, “thanks for saving my life” trope, post s3 one shot
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By the Book by monfivela
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
19 Jan 2025
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ElderlyOrderly AU!Librarian Five’s world is turned upside down when chaos incarnate, Lila Pitts, enters his life—bringing along her three little hellions.- Language:
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
23 Jan 2025
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The first time he showed up at her door, she raised an eyebrow, confused.
The second time, she was surprised he came back.
By the third time, she could safely assume it was their Friday Night.Friday Night is Hargreeves Siblings Night.
Series
- Part 3 of 🍓 fivela appreciation week 2024 🍓
- Part 1 of Like Clockwork
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
08 Nov 2024