Cobardes
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- Fake News RPF (5)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (4)
- US Comedians RPF (4)
- 狂飙 | Punch Out (TV) (4)
- The Office (US) (3)
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【Hama田中】二丁目浪漫谭 by Cobardes
Fandoms: ガキの使い | Gaki no Tsukai (TV) RPF, Japanese Comedian RPF
28 Sep 2025
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从来没见到过像滨田雅功这样野蛮又不讲道理的牛郎，不，应该说在那天前他就从没见过任何牛郎，田中直树想，而他常理内的生活因此毁于一旦。这全都是前辈山崎邦正的错。
简单来说，可可丽可之外芸人全员牛郎AU！！！最近喜欢的一个设定，因为DT这种尼崎小混混特质实在是很有意思啊，放在需要与客人有种种互动的牛郎这一职业上就更有意思了。
年龄操作有，DT设定比可可丽可要小1-2岁，处于21-23岁这样捏。- Language:
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【Hama田中】前辈终归是前辈啊 by Cobardes
Fandoms: ダウンタウンのガキの使いやあらへんで!! | Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!! (TV) RPF, ガキの使い | Gaki no Tsukai (TV) RPF, Japanese Comedian RPF
07 Sep 2025
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一个激情短打，hama田中前提但麻酱打小三。
归根结底还是因为田中那副苍白柔软又可怜兮兮感觉对疼痛耐受度很低的样子太好嬷了啊！！！
完全是OOC的，就请当个XP释放来看吧(但如果有人喜欢我会非常高兴！)- Language:
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在教育委员会宣布因疑似存在的师生不当行为对坂田银时启动调查程序的时候，土方十四郎仍不清楚到底发生了什么。
坂田银时/土方十四郎，虽然是3Z学院设置但使用银魂人物名。
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【Punkena】文字即生命丨Hug me like it's the last time by Cobardes
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment
17 Aug 2025
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世界摔角娱乐是坐落在加利福尼亚洛杉矶，目前拥有六名摔角手的小联盟。朋克在这儿工作了十五年，每周一次的高强度比赛让他持续被手臂旧伤折磨——他不得不靠当漫画写手来支付高昂的医疗费用。与此同时，他与摔角手男友约翰塞纳的关系也愈发紧张。
Based in Los Angeles, California, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) operates as a small-scale league with only six wrestlers on its roster. After fifteen grueling years in the ring, Punk remains plagued by a chronic arm injury from weekly high-intensity matches. To cover his exorbitant medical bills, he takes on work as a comic book writer. Meanwhile, his relationship with fellow wrestler and boyfriend John Cena grows increasingly strained.- Language:
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The Choice of Coriolanus by Cobardes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Succession (TV 2018)
08 Jul 2025
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The Avengers are holding their team retreat aboard a luxury yacht in the Adriatic—with the Thunderbolts in tow.
To dear readers: Welcome to the MCU's ultimate floating reunion! Here, canon takes a slight detour—Loki survived Thanos, Natasha cheated death, and Bruce's Endgame snap brought everyone back without the final battle (yes, Tony's still with us).
This story blends lighthearted fluff with emotional angst, corporate power struggles and maritime adventure, featuring an ensemble cast of Avengers and Thunderbolts members. The story primarily explores the evolving dynamic between Loki and Bruce Banner, while devoting considerable attention to Science Bros, subtle hints of Stucky (Steve and Bucky) and sentryagent, and various gen relationships throughout.
Feel free to drop a comment if you enjoy the story;)- Language:
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【翻译】Raptor, Raptor, Burning Bright（迅猛龙，迅猛龙，光耀如火） by oceanwherever
Fandoms: Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World (2015), Jurassic Park (Movies)
21 Aug 2022
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Owen Grady绝对是古往今来第一个把迅猛龙和安全感联系起来的人，他想。如果有一件事情他确信无疑，那就是Blue永远不会伤害他，就像他永远不会伤害她一样。他试图在脑海里描绘他美丽炽烈的Blue再一次被束缚在她的小围场里的情形，却发现他做不到……
在劫后的侏罗纪世界，Owen Grady肩负起拯救Blue的重任，孤身一人回到了这个度假胜地。ACU很快就要来做后续清理工作，而这一次，他们不会再使用非致命武器。不过，Owen很快意识到，一切的一切在暴虐霸王龙出逃的那一个晚上已经天翻地覆。他的迅猛龙们比任何人所能想象的都更聪明。Blue开始理解她身处的这个世界如何运转。她的智能让Owen身边的一切都开始改变……
但是迅猛龙是非常贵重的财产——而且InGen对Blue和她的种族还有一些别的安排……
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- Part 1 of 【翻译】雨林中的迅猛龙 | Raptors in the Rainforest
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10 Jul 2025
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Not quite prejudice, not quite pride by Fragilelovelythings
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
08 Apr 2024
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Greg has been utterly obsessed with Mr. Darcy for years, terribly yearning for a man like him, yearning for a meeting of sorts in life where he’d be blinded by his existence and absolutely wrecked by the touch of their hands.
So he spends his days getting high, watching and rewatching his favorite movie, daydreaming about his crush, and also jerking off furiously to the man's frozen image on the TV screen.
This goes on and on for years. His teen years are spent nurturing a nonhealthy obsession until one day he’s grown up, at odds in his life, and forced to look for some help with his mom’s family name. He’s never cared about being a Roy or whatever but once he takes a glance at Shiv’s fiancé, he knows it.
He’s fucked.
Bookmarked by Cobardes
23 Mar 2024
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The popular girl mingling with the school’s freak should have been outrageous. Yet you chose him as a quick escape from reality because he seemed to be the only person able to give you what you needed. You had no idea that the escape he offered you would turn into something so much more complicated.
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Bookmarked by Cobardes
01 Sep 2023
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没剧情，纯抹布弩
我只看了第七季前半段和第十季前半段，如果有什么设定上的错误……就也没办法咯。Bookmarked by Cobardes
22 Aug 2020
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Tony and Lily are a childless couple who have taken in foster children for years. They take a break after a great loss, but when their social worker calls them with the proposition of a young boy who desperately needs a place to be loved, nurtured, and most of all understood, they can't resist going to meet him. Just meeting him can't hurt. Right?
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- Part 1 of When They Were Boys
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Bookmarked by Cobardes
23 Oct 2017