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in the deepest depths i lost myself, i see myself through someone else by Badopportunities
Fandoms: One Piece
12 Aug 2022
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Seated at a table near the sidelines, Buggy and Galdino clap along gaily with the audience. In a discreet movement, Galdino leans to the side to whisper, “Buggy, how long are we going to keep acting like court jesters for this guy?”
Buggy mutters out of the corner of his mouth, the movement of his lips nearly imperceptible, “Until he gives us an island where we can start building our headquarters.”
(It starts with Buggy’s search for an island in the New World.)
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23 Dec 2025
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Honeypot/Honeytrap Mission: a mission where an espionage agent uses sexual or romantic wiles to lure, gain favor of, or extract information from a target.
*“Villain” Agent Flambae does a honeypot mission for intel that goes very, very sticky, and drags his handler Robert Robertson along for the ride.
Super Agent/Handler spy AU with over-the-comm-sex that literally no one asked for, nor needed.
Well, I needed it. That’s why it’s here.Series
- Part 1 of Flaming Honeypot — Dispatch Spy AU
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21 Dec 2025
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a freeloader, a roommate, or a secret third thing by kj_crwn
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Robert fills up the glass he's been trying to remove a questionable stain from and empties it in a fluid movement over his shoulder, enjoying the indignant squawk it produces before all noise ceases. Blessed silence.
"You gotta stop doing this near the sources of water," Robert comments lazily, turning around to lean back against the sink. He smirks at the sight of Flambae. Dripping wet, and eyes wild. Pathetic.
"Just you wait until I set you on fire in your sleep," Flambae says through gritted teeth, fingers twitching as if he's trying to summon his fire despite the water impairing him.
"Bringing kinky shit into the bedroom already?" Robert quips. He crosses his arms, not cowed in the slightest by the other's larger frame.
or; Flambae's apartment is destroyed during the attack. He forces his way into staying at Robert's instead.
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11 Dec 2025
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If he had to describe himself, Flambae would need three words, and three words alone:
Hot, strong, heroic. Two of these were objective.
If he had to tell the truth?
Chad exists in pieces. Most of them not good. But trying their best not to be worse.
They certainly wouldn’t be good enough for Mecha Man.
Which makes every news outlet in Torrance deciding he and Robert must be fucking all that more confusing.
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Everyone in Torrance thinks Flambae and Mecha Man are dating. Robert has no issues with that.
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07 Dec 2025
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As it turned out, Robert really was Flambae’s type.
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After dealing with Shroud once and for all, Robert Robertson finds that it's hard to have a personal 'thing' going on when your, ahem, person of...interest...is as subtle as a fireball. Romance isn't dead, it's just locked behind HR's code of conduct.
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“...Hell yeah this some Britney, bitch! This one is for Robert—where is he—there he is! Robbo at the bar! Yeah! Luckiest fucking fucker in all of Southland! ‘Cause guess who fucking fucked him—oh yeah, back to the chorus! Uhn uhn…”