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    Shane had a sinking feeling everything would end badly after his first meeting with the Montreal Voyageurs team doctors. The conversation with his new coach after cemented it into a hard cold truth that settled in him and weighed on every decision he made after.

    Being an omega in the MLH was never going to be easy but Shane had thought he'd been signing onto a good team.

    He hadn't.

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    10 May 2026

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    “So the MVP player of today’s game, where you kicked our asses, is drinking alone in a basement. Isn’t that ironic?”

    “Well, I’m drinking along with a sore loser of today’s game, sitting in said basement. Isn’t that ironic?”

     

    Or: Cliff Marleau decided to go for a beer after the defeat to Montreal and left the bar with number of a surprisingly sassy twenty-year-old Voyageur and a ten-step adoption plan

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    10 May 2026

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    Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.

    Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.

    No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.

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    Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.

    Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    because it’s never once been casual—and shane’s the first to slip

    or how, with rozanov’s jacket clutched in his arms and the concrete stairs cold beneath him, shane realises; yeah, i’m super fucking gay

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    19 Apr 2026

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    imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.

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    19 Apr 2026