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• Love Doctor Mabel Saves the Day by Coffee_and_Goofs

  Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  06 Aug 2016

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dipper Pines/Wirt
  • Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines
  • Grenda/Marius von Fundshauser
  • Dipper Pines
  • Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)
  • Pacifica Northwest
  • Mabel Pines
  • Grenda (Gravity Falls)
  • Marius von Fundshauser
  • Candy Chiu
  • Wendy Corduroy
  • Gregory (Over the Garden Wall)
  • Sara (Over the Garden Wall)
  • Beatrice (Over the Garden Wall)
  • Waddles (Gravity Falls)
  • crossover AU
  • marius is really only mentioned by grenda and mabel
  • he's not directly in the story
  • sorry for the long title
  • i thought it was funny
  • Over the Gravity Falls AU
  • beatrice and sara are mentioned but they aren't integral
  • this is for a friend and im pretty excited

  Summary

  Dipper was going through a bit of a rough streak. He buried himself under a mountain of stress, ignoring everything that wasn't his school work and gradually becoming even less social than he already was. Can Mabel help him lighten up without adding anxiety to the pile? And what about her relationship with Waddles? Will they fall apart under the weight of Dipper's stress, or will it bring them even closer to being the bedazzled dynamic duo of their dreams?
  All of these questions and more will be answered- after re-watching season one of Ducktective, that is!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,721

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  57

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  812

• Sleep by Coffee_and_Goofs

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  23 Apr 2015

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • this isn't a shipping thing
  • it's actually about a year old
  • i'll be posting older works here from tumblr today

  Summary

  Someone is sleeping on their keyboard, and it's not quite as adorable as one would think. In fact, it's very calm.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  457

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  138

• Bees by Coffee_and_Goofs

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Apr 2015

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • SolKat
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • this is also about a year old
  • and it's about bees
  • bees are great
  • why have i only written homestuck fanfiction
  • i had to change some of the wording because i couldn't just leave it like that
  • it's been a whole year there's no way i would leave it without tweaking it a little bit

  Summary

  Nobody could possibly hate bees more than you do, and absolutely nothing could possibly change your mind. (Except for the promise of ice cream. Maybe.)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  365

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  41

  Hits:

  361

• Herbs And Their Strange Ways by Coffee_and_Goofs

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  23 Apr 2015

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rosemary - Relationship
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Humanstuck
  • the last old thing i'll post tonight
  • i never seemed to finish this
  • i wanted to fix this more than i did
  • but i didn't end up rewriting it so this will have to do

  Summary

  "Yes, ma'am,” A pixie-cut blonde replies, walking up to the potential customer in fishnets and a distracting blazer. The elegantly clad ravenette doesn’t find the blazer as distracting as the other’s eyes; a mysterious mixture of blue and violet that seems to draw all of her attention.

  This woman, the customer realizes, must be a goddess.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  662

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  14

  Hits:

  172

• Green Eyes by Coffee_and_Goofs

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Apr 2015

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Dirk Strider/Jake English
  • DirkJake
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • this is from an au post on tumblr
  • this is a short little oneshot ficlet thing

  Summary

  Dirk is blown off by a potential date at a coffee shop, where he meets the strangely-worded barista with the most striking green eyes he's ever seen.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,916

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  113

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  891