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    Like The Stories That You Keep Inside Your Head by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    20 Mar 2026

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    “I see where you’re coming from. He can be a bit much sometimes.”

    “Too much.”

    Tim freezes once more, breath caught in his throat.

    He’s too much.

    That’s the final nail in the coffin for Tim.

    He’s too much for Nightwing. He’s too much for Batman. He’s too much for the Waynes. He’s too much for Robin.

    Okay.

    Tim Drake is too much?

    Fine.

    He will be less.

    If it means he gets to keep his family.

    He will be less.

    OR:

    After overhearing a conversation he wasn't meant to, Tim is determined to change himself so that he is just right to fit in with Bruce and Dick. When this comes to light, Jason has an opinion on the matter.

    Inspired by 'I Used To Talk' by MarilynneCadance1218 on Wattpad!

    Title taken from 'Harpy Hare' by Yaelokre

    Now with a second chapter!

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    03 Oct 2026

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    The Adventures of Slade Wilson and the "Stupid Fish" by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)  

    26 Oct 2020

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    Slade absolutely hates Merfolk. This stupid, ridiculously gorgeous fish will not leave him the hell alone. First, he causes problems on the ship, then he ruins all of Slade's weapons by tackling him into the ocean, then he strands him on a fucking island, and now the fucking fish wants to come along for the journey back to the mainland? What else can go wrong in Slade's life? Oh, wait, there's the little fact that something interesting happens to this boy on the nights of the full moon. This is exactly what Slade needs to deal with right now.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    make sure I never have to survive waking again (who can I pray to?) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    19 May 2024

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    Peter might actually re-think his policy of trying to rehabilitate would-be criminals if it was going to keep landing him into a pile of shit. Especially the dimension-travelling, body shrinking kind of trouble.

    Well, it's not like a bit of emotional turmoil (read: complete and utter upheaval of Peter's barely-hanging-by-a-thin-thread life) ever stopped Peter Parker from helping others as Spider-man.

    (Maybe he should have stopped and smelled the poison ivy, because his life is a train wreck and he can't take his eyes away from it.)

     

    Title(s) is from the poem "Paper Cuts" by Natalie Scenters-Zapico.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    back in the day, i was doing the same (we both grow from the same vine) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    22 Jul 2026

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    Peter Parker may have been dropped in some Jersey-based hellscape thanks to Dr Strange’s spell, but he was making it work. He was. Okay, reliving his teen years wasn’t on his bingo card, nor was being homeless, but he wasn't homeless for long! He’s been crashing with one of the local heroes. It’s some guy called Red Hood who seems to terrify everyone, which personally he thinks is silly, because this dork is clearly an absolute softy. Despite having the intelligence of an 18 year old tech genius in the body of a homeless 13 year old, and, oh yeah, the whole spider thing, Peter thinks he’s been doing a stellar job of being your run-of-the-mill average homeless teenager.

     
    Jason Todd, on the other hand, is about to have an aneurism. There is a homeless child with his name, Dick's face and Tim's intelligence sleeping in his safe-house. They don’t know where he came from, or how he fights as easy as breathing. He just knows that he’s somehow responsible for this mess now.

     Jesus fucking christ.

     

    (aka another Richard Parker is Dick Grayson, Jason Todd is Benjamin Parker fic)

    (Title from ‘Same Vine’ by slimdan)

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Memories (And The People They Torture) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)  

    19 Sep 2026

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    Finding himself stuck in a universe entirely unlike his own seemed like the perfect opportunity to move on for Peter.

    Having spent the last 5 years barely living and now jaded with the vigilante world, hanging up the spidersuit indefinitely to focus on being a normal 20 something y/o instead of unpacking his trauma (and the effects the aftermath of NWH had on him) is a corner he’s more than willing to cut.

    But undoing years of emotional isolation isn’t exactly easy and it seems the harder he pushes to tuck his past away the quicker it all seems to catch up to him.

    Join Peter as he struggles with the everyday problems of an ex-superhero turned interdimensional transfer student with emotionally avoidant tendencies. And did I mention broke? Because it's college. Who isn’t!

    Featuring: bad decisions, an overly invested TA, a grumpy neighbour and his equally grumpy (albeit scarier) younger brother (sorry ‘parasitical, situation-based responsibility’ ...whatever that means), a boss w/questionable morals We Are Ignoring bc Paid Internship!!, crime fighting & poorly disguised brunch Interventions he really should stop falling for. Because he’s fine. Fine!

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    12 Aug 2026