ColdWaterEel
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Burning Spice Cookie refused to accept Golden Cheese Cookie's defeat, not when he had been waiting so long. So he decides to give her an incentive to keep fighting.
And perhaps indulge in an ancient pastime while he's at it.
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The Guardians were once the closest of friends, but over time they grew apart. However, when Enoch stops responding to their letters altogether, Dedan and Japhet set off to Zone 3 in worry for their old friend.
What they find is nothing they could have ever expected.
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In Zone 3, an accountant worker becomes the bane of his supervisor.
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An accountant in Zone 3 struggles at work.
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After killing the Batter, The Judge wanders what is left of the world, but discovers that one of the Guardians had in fact survived his encounter with him.
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Where one tale ends, another begins, often in the strangest of forms, With the molding of Dough, and the licking of flames, the Progeny of Silver had been born
Or: GingerBrave is the progeny/child of the Silver Tree
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15 Jan 2026
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And we all know, the best medicine tastes sweet in your mouth~
The Prince had overstayed his welcome, every day he and Affogato both walked the Citadel's halls was a day Dark Choco could expose him for his treachery, and Affogato couldn't allow that.
He needed to dispose of his little threat, in a way that would leave no evidence behind.
If he happened to...indulge, in the process, that was fine too.
No one would ever know.
(Check end notes for related artwork)
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- Part 1 of Tasty Cookie Vore
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28 Sep 2025
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In the middle of an ordinary business day, an Elsen wakes up, witnesses the end of their world, and wakes up again.
They have no idea what to make of it.
The Judge offers advice. The Queen calls them into service as an agent against the End. The Batter is both an enemy and a friend, and that line gets blurrier with every successive game. But the more the Elsen discovers about their world, the more their efforts to change it seem futile. What can one office worker with overwhelming anxiety do, really, against a system coded for tragedy?
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02 Aug 2024
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In an alternate series of events, Big Jack Horner is able to capture Puss and Kitty as they reach the Dark Forest. He is the first to see the map, and its path for him has very strange twists indeed. Will Jack finally learn to appreciate the value of a life? Probably not, but that doesn't stop the wishing star from trying.
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07 Mar 2023
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Taking place after Reset but before Resurrect, Chester the elsen is finishing his training to become a Guardian. In order to complete it, he needs to venture into the Nothingness. What awaits him there is anyone's guess.
Dedan is worried about what may happen, but he excitedly waits to give him a surprise when he returns.
Reading The Guardian's New Assistant (2023) and Reset is recommended before this one. Check my OFF collections/series.Series
- Part 4 of Chester the Elsen (and Bella too!)
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23 Feb 2023