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Dee gets unzipped
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Leisure, it’s nothing to be proud of by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Abbott Elementary (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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The Gang’s realization of their own shortcomings arise when they are faced with the staff of Abbott Elementary.
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Dee pretends to smile with life in her eyes when someone looks at her on the street. She pretends like she is the kind of person that would smile again if she ever saw them a second time.
Dee pretends.
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Birds of a feather flock together
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We don’t have many days (Caretaker) by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Aug 2025
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The gang desperately wants everything to stay the same, even when Dee is spiraling and it can’t be fixed. This is how they go with her, this is how she leaves
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The Gang’s High on Life! (???) by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
09 Aug 2025
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Charlie and Dee calmly look each other in the eye and leave the rest of the Gang to die.
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Somedays you discover you don’t know someone, somedays you discover you don’t like really knowing them.
But every once in a while, you discover you love even the most fucked up parts of them.
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The Gang Kills Someone With Eggs by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
28 Jun 2025
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The Gang takes a trip to New York. Charlie and Dee realize they’re not so young anymore.
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Charlie isn’t so stupid as the gang thinks.
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Shadow whisperer, the sun glows at last by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
22 Jun 2025
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”I wanted to.” Janine reasons. “And art shouldn’t be so boxed in! I’ve been taught rebellion is important to creation.”
Barbara smiles. “The real world is harsh, yes?”
Janine nods very hesitantly.
”Well, lucky for you, this is not quite the real world, this is a workshop of my creation. You are allowed to follow the instruction. If this happens again you’ll miss the next portion of our day painting this again.”
Jacob chuckles beside her.
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Barbara Howard, esteemed artist, discovers there is so much more to life than her craft.
World-class painter and art critic Melissa Schemmenti, someone that finally comes that can keep up with her in every way, shows her.
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Falling in love with the wrong people
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An awfully worn woman walks into an elementary school, and walks out 24 hours later.
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Her parents are not invincible. Just the opposite, in fact. They are selfish and fragile and despite everything, human. And she, the spawn, is forced to reckon with the fact much earlier than her peers.
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If doubt happens it will never pass.
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International dodgeball day is tough, and also not a thing
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Melissa really, really wants Barbara to get a divorce because she knows (or thinks) she can do better.
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The feeling came late (i’m still glad i met you) by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
18 Jan 2025
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When their feet touch the floor, it dawns on them that a day without her has started. A school year without her begins.
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Barbara gets in an accident. The gang has to learn to grow around it, just for a second, just for a day.
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Smile! No one knows a thing by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
14 Jan 2025
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How can Regina and Janis say this entire thing is just a giant practical joke?
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Barbara swallows down tears, maybe vomit as she applies antibiotic onto the wounds. “Where else are they?”
”Face…arms…” She trails off at the realization that there’s injuries practically everywhere. “It doesn’t matter, don’t worry about it.”
Barbara rests her chin on her shoulder like she’s done a million times before, pecks a kiss on Melissa’s cheek for the billionth time. “Christ, Mel, why haven’t you divorced him yet?”
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Melissa sucks the blood from her finger, wishing perhaps Barbara could be the one doing so instead.
Barbara kisses her husband goodnight sweetly each night, yet her heart aches to see someone else knelt down in front of her.