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    The Hierophant Reversed by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    08 Sep 2025

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    Yuuji Itadori expected many things when he was first forced into his current job. He expected to make and serve sushi, which he does. He expected to not get that many customers, which he does. He expected to turn a blind eye whenever his bosses do their job, which he does. Never in his contract was it stated that he himself would have to turn his knife onto another living person.

    Yuuji supposes his definition of "person" differs from that of his bosses' because what Yuuji Itadori did not expect was to come into work one morning just to find out he may have to kill a mermaid in a matter of months.

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    mermaid! Megumi x chef! Yuuji

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Je Lui Serais Toujours Fidèle by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    16 Nov 2024

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    "Mother?" a small voice piped up, and my heart stopped.

    I looked over to see a little girl and a boy, both with the same wide-eyed stare, looking at me like I was an alien. And in that moment, I felt like one.

    "M-Mother?" the girl repeated, her voice trembling. The word hit me like a ton of bricks. Mother?

    I ain't no one's mom.

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    SI finds herself in a grown woman's body with two neglected kids calling her "mother," so she decides to step up and be a real parent. Little does she know she's in the world of JJK and thinks it's just a body-swap scenario—until she meets Toji, and everything goes haywire!

    (Reincarnating as a MILF in shounen manga who likes to kill it's characters is definitely bad news. Being the wife of the biggest deadbeat in this universe is even worse.)

     

    [title from "les yeux de la mama" by Kendji Girac]

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    03 Aug 2025

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    the echo of everything that has ever been spoken by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    14 Feb 2025

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    The life and times of Geto Suguru...who was never really just Geto Suguru.

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    You sit there, with power curling around your hands, and a little figure forms in your hands. The curse looks up at you, watching. Waiting for you to give it an order. Fingers brush against its sharp ridges, and it accepts the touch like a cherished pet accepts affection from its owner. It would do anything you tell it to, you realize then.

    Moonlight pours in from the open window, and there you sit, a boy with memories that he should not remember, and a curse in his arms.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Chasing Stars and Creating Sparks by

    Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan  

    27 Jul 2025

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    One year in a world with no magic.

    Just Cale and his kids, who had been de-aged to five. While the little ones attended daycare, Cale was busy being a celebrity.

    The kids happily supported him because of bragging rights.

    Just fluff. No hurt.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    and if you were drowned at sea (i'd give you my lungs so you could breathe) by

    Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, Batman - All Media Types  

    12 May 2025

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    “...do they serve venomous bats?”

    “No! Why would they sell bats??”

    “But it sells bat burgers.”

    “They are called batburgers, but are not made of actual bats. You are aware of this, as if Batman?”

    Behind her, a disappointed Hong says, “...too bad.”

    Raon asks, “What the fuck is a batman?”

    Or,
    On, Hong and Raon the kids who now average 13 years of age, accidentally teleport to Gotham. Cue their caretakers beating up the God of Death due to a misunderstanding and the Batclan thinking a bunch of aliens have decided to hide out in their little hellhole of a city for some reason.

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    17 Jul 2025