CrabAndCheese
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- Vampires SMP (4)
- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (1)
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Mr Veylocke’s job is unconventional, especially for someone of his status. A status which massively benefits his work as a paid killer, as it allows him to be invited to the most coveted party of the year as a legitimate guest, instead of having to resort to his usual disguise as a butler.
He hates wearing those goddam ties.OR
Abolish is sent out to provide a mass-murderer with an ultimatum— turn himself in, or die. Which wouldn’t be a problem, if there wasn’t a witness… especially when said witness has something to hide.
He doesn’t want to spend time with this guy! It isn’t a pizza date, he’s collecting information.
What he wants the information FOR is not up for discussion.(Child assassin realises there’s more to life than taking others’.)
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It’s been two hundred years since the events of Oakhurst, and the New York gang have gotten comfortable. Settled.
Sloppy.
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I started thinking about the question ‘do pencils count as stakes?’ and wanted to propose an idea for an AU where Shelby becomes a victim of a serial killer who uses things people love to kill them (oblivious that she was a vampire and they’re evoking the wrath of two and a half more)
More of a story concept than anything
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The worst part of war is the waiting.
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Legundo is in the trenches, both literally and metaphorically. He is not having a great time.
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Legundo sits outside Heaven’s massive iron doors. He allows himself to slump— there is no threat to be on the alert for, and he wouldn’t care if there was. It is some miracle, perhaps granted by holy spirits that haunt him even now, that his back doesn’t cave in on itself.
He is not waiting to be let in. He is here, if anything, to be let out.
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Vampires SMP au where going to ‘Hell’ means being reincarnated again and again until you break the cycle of violence.
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Falling in love is a lot like drowning by CrabAndCheese
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
13 Jun 2025
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The door pushes open to reveal a tiny, tired middle-aged woman with tied back hair, rifling through her purse.
That gait, the short stature, that… the straight black hair in an impatient ponytail, the wispy fringe. Charles’ mouth opens, stunned, and Edwin looks to him with a glimmer of excited recognition. She glances up; unimpressed with the silent welcome she sighs into her bag and… doubles back.or:
Fanfiction of RoseGanymede95’s dbda universe. Where one of Charles’ old girl friends stops by the agency with trouble… but not just in the form of a case.
(Rated ‘Mature’ for domestic abuse)
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rue: innocence, grace, and repentance
abolish should have turned away. he should have ignored the knock, ignored the pull of something forbidden, ignored the stranger who did not belong in the living world. but he was not a saint, and pyro was not meant for the human heart.
in the quiet of his room, between prayers and the whisper of rosary beads, desire and fear twist together, and the line between mercy and sin blurs. every glance, every brush of a hand, feels like both a benediction and a danger—a test of what abolish can endure, and what he is willing to give.
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- Part 9 of offering
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21 Feb 2026