CrashedKayak_4_Life
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Tell the Truth; What're You Hiding Behind That Face? by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Landlady - Roald Dahl
16 Jan 2026
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Me and Tim walk into her house as she all but drags us upstairs but Tim stops.
"Oh, uh- we're not here to stay. We wanted to ask you some questions about your guests actually," Tim says and I add a small "yea". The lady stares at us for a second before forcing us to sit down on her sofa.
"Go ahead, ask your questions," she says smilingly directly at me, again. Which is weird because I'm not the one who'll be asking the questions. But that shouldn't be a problem, we'll ask the question and leave, safe and sound.
or: Tim and Daisuke go to investigate Margratine [the Landlady from The Landlady] as a follow up to a statement and last longer than most do.
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My God What's Wrong With Me? by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
06 Dec 2025
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What happens to all those who died? All those who never got to make a statement? Maybe some of them survived, maybe good can happen in a world ruled by fear. This is just as much of a possibility of Gwendolyn actually wanting to be at school. Neither of these things will ever happen. Gwen knows this. Gwen knows the world hates her and wants her to die. She hates the world back calling everything stupid and/or dumb. But how could anyone blame her when the world is 'upgrading' by making more and more thing monochromatic and sucking the joy out of life! Well everything seemed painted monochromatic, but that was before she stepped through the yellow door, b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶,̶ now things look- off. But it's the same? Gwen doesn't know and thinking about to much is giving her headache. She should probably just leave it alone and wait for the day to be over. Will she? No. Absolutely not.
or: I put one of my Oc's through The Spiral
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For Some Reason I Find Myself Lost In What You Think Of Me by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2025
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Tim and Daisuke meet exactly once. Then they don't stop meeting, eventually the line between strangers and friends blur. This leads Daisuke more and more into Tim's life. Also they're only a little bit gay for each other.
Series
- Part 1 of CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD²
Recent series
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CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD² by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2025
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Torturing my OC's (like a good parent should!) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Dec 2025
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Recent bookmarks
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In the waves my feelings will be undone by palmmutations (mumblingrain)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Feb 2021
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The creature looks to his hand, and then back up to his face.
"My name is Jon."Peter is bored, and the Atlantic is full of curious lifeforms that really ought know better than to bother him.
Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life
31 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
the start of my down watd spiral and mermaid Jon
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Melanie is YouTube famous. Tim is TikTok famous. Obviously, this means they should collab.
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- Part 4 of Magnolia Verse
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Catch me, I'm falling (is it so bad after all?) by CowPrintLilies, TheStanleyParableEnjoyer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jan 2026
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Gerry pauses with the cigarette halfway outstretched to Michael's waiting hand, struck by a sudden idea.
It raises an eyebrow at him in silent question. Before he can change his mind, he blurts out-
"Have you ever shotgunned a cigarette before?"
Its kaleidoscope eyes light up with recognition (and, he thinks, amusement). The hum of static in the background pitches up almost imperceptibly, raising the hairs on the back of his neck.
"No."
Gerry can barely think over the pounding of his heart in his chest. It's too late to back out now.
"Would you like to?"
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- Part 5 of Doorkeay Moments
Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life
22 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
angsty gay shit that's oh so edible
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Saltwater is fine in open wounds and I think I'm addicted to salmon by Therewasanamehere for Zzoupz
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
12 Jan 2026
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Curly gets more then he bargained for when a siren that looks a lot like his best friend takes an interest in him.
Jimmy's having fun flirting with his best friend as a siren, then the worst case scenario happens: he starts to mean it.
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Cooking Mama (Luigi)! by Little_RedHots_Riding_Hood
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
03 Aug 2023
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Luigi was having a perfectly peaceful stroll through the Toad Market - the sun was shining, he'd just found a lovely handmade blanket, and was on his way to the bakery before heading back to his and Mario's home.
Only... what was that sniffling noise from that dark, scary alleyway?
Of all the creatures he was expecting to find, the littlest prince of the Koopa Kingdom certainly wasn't it.
Series
- Part 1 of Cooking Mama Luigi