Crassfras
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“What does a triceratops sit on?” Kuroo asked, pushing another question. Both boys stared at Kuroo expectantly (well, Yamaguchi expectantly, Tsukishima disgustedly).
“It’s tricera-bottom!” Kuroo said loudly, clutching his stomach as he laughed.
“Like on its lap?” Yamaguchi asked, “cause wouldn’t-” the words died at his throat as he picked up on the context, “nevermind.” He felt both Kuroo and Tsukishima stare at him.
“No, no, no continue, Yamaguchi, you’re onto something,” Kuroo said, waving his hand in a circular motion.
“Please continue, Yamaguchi.” He stared at Tsukishima for a second, mouth falling ajar at the smirk that was slowly crawling across the blonde’s face.Notes: This will NOT make sense if you don't read the first two parts of this series :)
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- Part 3 of Just get what’s on the list
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“Oh, do you know him?” the older boy asked, looking at Tsukishima while pointing to Yamaguchi.
“Yes,” Tsukishima said, right as Yamaguchi said, “no,”
They gave each other a look.
“It was a brief, uh, encounter,” Yamaguchi said, trying to save whatever he’d just messed up.
“Oh. Oh ,” Tsukishima’s brother said, looking between the two boys, nodding with a sly smile. Something about his face implied that he thought something much more scandalous was going on in that boy’s head.
Yamaguchi is hungry so get he gets takeout. Guess who also wanted takeout?
Note: This story will NOT make sense if you don't read the first one-shot in this series!Series
- Part 2 of Just get what’s on the list
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“There you are,” he said aloud, grabbing the Purely O’s which looked like Cheerios but tasted like cardboard.
“Screw you,” he said, throwing them in the cart roughly. I hope the box gets a dent and you feel the pain I feel everytime I have to shovel you in my mouth, expecting the sweet taste of Cheerios but getting the taste of cardboard and-
“Excuse me?” a voice from behind him asked.
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The late-night grocery shopping fic with Yamaguchi that nobody asked for
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- Part 1 of Just get what’s on the list
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The first thing Yamaguchi saw when Kei came home was the bright lamp in the living room flashing on. He didn’t hear him creep in, didn’t hear him close the door softly behind him, didn’t see his shadow on the door. He awoke to the lamp’s light in the living room, and most likely a sleepy Kei reading over the page of a book.
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Oversharing astronomy professor Yamaguchi loves going on about his beloved husband Kei...And students of paleontology professor Tsukishima wonder who would put up with being married to such a tight-lipped man. But a small group of unfortunate students in both classes learn the truth: their two professors, as opposite as night and day, are married to each other.
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01 Sep 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
A spoonful of sugar* helps the children** calm down***.
*A good fanfiction
**The reader (me)
***This section can be interpreted in various different ways:
1. Helps the reader fall asleep
2. Helps the reader overcome emotional trauma caused by a Major Character Death fic
3. Helps bolster the reader's mood. -
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Kei Tsukishima finds a very cute fellow-student in his online university class named Tadashi Yamaguchi. He also finds a sexy ASMRtist and binges all of their videos.
Let's just say that Kei has a lot of masturbation material during the pandemic.
Bookmarked by Crassfras
15 Jan 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Haha lets go ahead and let them pierce my ear with a safety pin in the dead of night cause we're feeling an uncanny amount of attraction.