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A job offer? From a Wing?? Without even needing to pass a test!? How could anyone refuse‽
Another lucky employee joins the prestigious ranks of Lobotomy Corporation, armed with the powers of love, hope and friendship! Sure, some of her coworkers can be a bit dour, especially her pushy, foul-mouthed senior, but that's okay! She's still a feather, complete with a fancy job title, a classy uniform, and even a nifty new identity.
Yep, if there's one thing that Clerk Delta108 knows, it's that everything's gonna turn out great!
After all, how could it not?
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15 Oct 2025
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Becoming A Superior Superhero by Avenueblob
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Oct 2025
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"So when would you like to go to the authorities?"
"What?"
"Well," Otto says, like he is talking to a much younger child, "kidnapping and experimentation happen to be illegal and when crimes are committed you are meant to go to the proper-"
"Otto, I know that!"
"Well, I would have assumed so Spider-Man but clearly I overestimated you since you cannot grasp basic principles like 'kidnapping bad'."Or what I think would've happened if Otto took Norman's actions seriously since heroes don't ignore kidnapping, assassination, and experimentation attempts. Otto thinks that Spider-Man is trying to mentor Peter Parker and failing so he steps in (much to Peter's annoyance). Miles tries to figure out who he is as a hero while dealing with Swarm, Gwen attempts to make up for the harm Jackal has caused by helping to stop Norman, and Harry becomes Hobgoblin to stop the Jackal before he creates a spider army.
Basically Otto stays a good guy and everyone gets more developed arcs. Sounds chaotic but I have an 8000 word outline I've edited several times so I can promise it'll wrap up nicely in the end.
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11 Oct 2025
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15 students wake up on the beach, over and over again.
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10 Oct 2025
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cause i am on fire (a crying, burning liar) by LairdeLampblack
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
01 Oct 2025
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It was supposed to be their bittersweet ending, the cleansing fires that burnt away his father's sins. But Michael couldn't rest, not yet, not until he proves to others and especially himself that he DESERVES that almost-happy ending.
It's sheer luck that ends up with squashing copycat rabbits further down the line.
A true Afton family reunion may be on the horizon, but Michael really just wants to cash in his afterlife vacation days.
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- Part 1 of FNAF lighter au
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05 Oct 2025
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Nothing Good Comes Easily by Ginncide
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
04 Oct 2025
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While testing its latest scheme to torment the humans, AM transfers a copy of its memories into a human body, which quickly go awry when the copy, "Amber", is unable to handle most sensations. Displeased with the failure, "AM Prime" sends Amber to infiltrate the five humans before they're ready. Now, Amber must keep their identity secret, learn to be human, and try to outwit Prime before it decides to shut the project down for good, or, worse, treats them the way it treats the other humans.
Tl;dr: AM's humansona becomes the world's worst escort mission.
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15 Feb 2025