CrotchGoblin



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    By complete accident, they had tainted each other.

    But right now, he didn’t care. Couldn’t. His mind was a spiraling haze of need, a frantic, clawing hunger that refused to be sated. He tried, futilely, to regain control—to tease, to toy—but his body betrayed him, his voice breaking, breath stuttering with each calculated touch.

    Lucifer's claws dragged over his tail again, and Alastor’s entire body jerked, a sharp whine catching in his throat. The angel chuckled, breath warm against his skin as he pressed his face into the sinner’s neck. His teeth ghosted over his throat—hard, but not hard enough.

    Alastor let out a frustrated noise, something between a groan and a growl, his hand fisting in Lucifer’s hair to drag him closer, silently urging him on.

    He felt the King’s wicked grin against his skin just before Lucifer finally relented.

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    "You know what you want, sweetheart."

    Lucifer’s breath is warm against his jaw, teasing, taunting. His fingers skim lower, lower, lingering just at the waistband of Alastor’s trousers - close enough to make him tremble, not enough to satisfy.

    Alastor is not going to beg.

    He is absolutely, unequivocally not-

     

    "Please, mommy."

     

    Lucifer hums, indulgent, victorious. "Good girl."

    (Or: Alastor bets he can outlast Lucifer. Then Lucifer snaps his fingers, changes the the game entirely, and leaves Alastor breathless, undone, and sinking fast)

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  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Lucifer had become a permanent resident at the hotel, an act declared bravely as Alastor’s new studio and an apple shaped dome flanked the soaring structure. Alastor hadn’t had any say in the matter, what with being mortally wounded by the First Man and all.

    Despite their budding relationship, he would and could, complain about the tacky interior as much as he wanted, thank you very much. Never before had the leather couches in the foyer been quite so creaky as they were currently. Colour be damned, he could at least conjure something comfortable to sit one’s behind on!

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    Catching him overhearing a conversation in the rebuilt hotel's foyer, Lucifer proposes a bet Alastor simply cannot refuse. What follows the bet tosses Alastor in way over his head in more ways than one.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    “There are certain things I have not done, you see. Things that are, well, common in… in relationships of a romantic nature between consenting adults, I suppose. And although I lack any sort of practical experience, I… I find myself—that is to say I would not be disinclined to… pursue a more… a more intimate kind of contact, you could say?”

    Lucifer blinks, processing.

    “Alastor,” he begins with all the caution of a man stepping out onto ice that he is not sure will hold his weight. “Are you saying you wanna try having sex?”

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    Five months into their unlikely relationship, Alastor is ready to explore intimacy with Lucifer despite his various fears and misgivings. Lucifer is more than happy to oblige.

    My contribution to the prompt First Time for Top Lucifer Week 2025.

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    29 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Alastor was a rare find. In Hell, there were a select few demons cursed with Estrus cycles, in which they become sexually receptive; Signaling that they are ready to breed.

    Whether one was to be cursed with a cycle depended on how sexually active they were whilst alive. Since Hell was made to punish, the less active you were, the more likely it was for you to have a cycle forced upon you.

    And, unsurprisingly, Alastor had avoided intimacy at all cost when we was alive; Meaning he, every few years, had to hide away and wallow in unwanted sensation and insecurity.

    Well, until now.

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    27 Nov 2025