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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    77 years. That’s how long Wile E Coyote had been chasing that blasted bird. And with each failed device, deadly trap, and detonator, he started to question if he would ever truly find a way to catch the Road Runner once and for all.

    Then… it hits him. The perfect plan to finally put an end to this chase. It was complicated. And it wouldn’t be easy. It would take a lot of patience and a lot of time to truly work.

    But hey, he’s waited 77 years already.

    What's a couple more?

     

    Or…

    Wile E Coyote plans to catch the Road Runner through a fake relationship that ends up getting a little too real...

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    Maybe nobody told Sisyphus' boulder that this was all a huge misunderstanding.

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    23 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Road Runner senses that something has changed and realizes that his friend is missing. Where is he?

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    22 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    It had been a week since the trial, and in the time the figurative dust settled and the media coverage moved onto the next exciting story, the small question whispering in the back of Wile E.’s brain had grown louder, until it eventually stopped him dead in his tracks and refused to be ignored.

    'What am I without Acme?'

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    21 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Wile E. Coyote is a genius. He has spent his entire life finding every solution to any mathematical problem. Every formula has its own rules. Every force has its own law. Every answer has an equation.

    But after years of chasing the shadow of a blue bird, who seems to defy every rule of physics, Wile E. finds himself faced with a question he cannot solve through numbers.

    What are binary stars?

    And what makes two bodies remain in orbit?

    And why does every answer lead him back to the Roadrunner?

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    21 Sep 2026