CurmudgeonlyDragon
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Hot Dog Train Car Spies by CurmudgeonlyDragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Fandom
14 Aug 2025
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“You’re not supposed to be here,” Bond said, falling into step with his former coworker.
“You mean you don’t want me to be here.” Behind her shades, her eyebrows were drawn, expression as stiff as it had ever been—and just as beautiful because he had a kink for mean women apparently. “Or did I mistake your intentions when you stranded me in Belize?”
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Soup Buddies by CurmudgeonlyDragon
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
07 Feb 2023
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Vi blew on her spoon. “So . . . soup?”
Cait pushed her hair behind her ear and shrugged. “I heard you were sick. I figured it couldn’t hurt.” And maybe Vi didn’t have anyone to bring her some. Cait had learned a long time ago how to take care of herself, how to stay busy with school and academics not to feel the yearning void on the inside. But looking at the place Vi lived, at the people she obviously lived with, that probably wasn’t the case.
Vi nodded her pink head, slurping up more noodles. “So you want to be soup buddies.”
“I—no. Don’t be ridiculous.”
Vi’s eyes twinkled. “You want to be soup buddies. You know, you bring me soup and I bring you soup, that kind of thing.”
Cait groaned, resting her head in her hands. She pushed herself up to leave. “Give a girl a bowl of soup—"
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Aka the Soup AU / the chicken noodle soup AU. Follow Caitlyn and Vi as they separate and come back together over time and overcome struggles with the comfort of chicken noodle soup.
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i don't feel like you (i don't need you to) by BluejayBoi
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Nov 2022
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“No more apologising, okay? I just wish you’d told me sooner."
Vi huffs at her. Sure. Sorry, cupcake, no funny business—we only hit Hand-Holding a couple hours ago. Try again next year.
“I would have done things a bit differently," Caitlyn goes on, "if I’d known you’re asexual.”
He falters.
“That I’m what?”
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Caitlyn is the kind city slicker in town to visit her brother. Vi is the shy cowboy who intervenes during a moment of car trouble. One has a lot to learn about himself, and one has a few things of her own she might have been ignoring too long. Good thing they have each other, ain't it?
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High Tide Came and Brought You In by SunsetSharkbite
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
04 Sep 2022
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For an excruciating minute the sailor’s mouth just moves silently as those eyes flit about to take all of Caitlyn - her long hair and her blue scales and her gills, fins and long sweeping tail with the silver and pearl - before the most dangerous monster of all land and sea finally meets Caitlyn’s gaze.
Mermaid Caitlyn and Thrown Overboard Vi
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21 Nov 2022
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Good Job (Good Girl) by Gentle_Breeze
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
08 Dec 2021
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Vi knows she's a bit fucked up. Everyone from the Undercity is. No one came out of there without a few screws loose.
But Caitlyn seemed intent on tightening every one of those screws, one kind word at a time. She wanted to talk. Make sure she and Vi were on the same page, that everything was okay. She wanted to praise Vi. Fucking praise her.
Vi hated the praise.
She wished she didn't need it so much.
AKA Caitlyn and Vi are a very gay bounty hunter duo and Vi is trying very hard to figure out her feelings.
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21 Jul 2022
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like a carpenter who makes stairs by TheHomelyBadger
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
19 Jan 2022
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It wasn’t an earth-shattering kaboom, or an upheaval of her life, or any other dramatic nonsense she’d heard from Jayce and Viktor, from Claggor and Mylo about the searching for and the discovering of love. It wasn’t this moment of lucidity, a thunderstrike of passion and feeling that overcame her senses and pointed her home. If anything, it was understated, quiet, a simple pleasure.
It was an exhalation.
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(Contractor Vi/Lawyer Caitlyn, renovating Caitlyn's family home after tragedy)
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- Part 1 of easy as breathing
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Everything That’s Wonderful by SunsetSharkbite
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
23 Jan 2022
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“Vi,” Powder says, brows furrowed intensely above her wide eyes. “Do you ever think you might be… gay?”
Vi snorts out a laugh. “What, because I have short hair and like to work out? Way to stereotype.”
Vi can’t seem to find much luck with dating, all the men she stumbles around with just never work out. Her meddling sister finally decides to take matters into her own hands and pushes Vi into a blind date that she’s positive will work - with her coworker’s very attractive, very gay lady friend.Series
- Part 1 of When we’re together
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