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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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Bookmarked by ThirstLord (Cyberharpie)
29 Jul 2023
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Ch27
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There is something crawling in Harry - deep under his skin, burrowed in his chest, hidden in between the gap of his ribs, and since Voldemort decided to resurrect himself a few weeks, it hasn’t fucking left him alone.
You would think he has enough problems, with everything going on.
. . .
You should try journaling, the voice suggests for the fifth time, and Harry considers screaming.Or,
Human horcruxes are not a thing and do not exist. Until Harry Potter, of course. And so, like most things when it comes to Harry Potter, who is to say where the goddamn limit is. As in, when Tom Riddle’s current home (diary) is destroyed, he tries to hitch a ride with the nearest host available: the tiniest sliver of his soul hidden in the kid that just killed him. Two years later, Voldemort is resurrected, and suddenly Harry Potter has to deal with a random voice taking up space in his thoughts, and, oh, he’s also gotten re-sorted into Slytherin, because clearly his life was not complicated enough already.Or, how abused traumatised kids really can win with the power of friendship and found family and no one is ever really alone.
Fuck JKR, transphobes + hateful people. You are not welcome here.
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Regulus Black is not a shinobi. Regulus Black is not a born soldier, raised to fight and kill for his clan. Regulus Black has not survived more wars than many pureblood children his age have heard the word "no".
And yet, somehow, he was.
Or Senju Tobirama is reborn as Regulus Black and faces the world of wizards, and it's definitely not something he was ready to deal with.
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Robin can be forgiven for not knowing he was reborn into Harry Potter. Mysterious family history, unexplained magical moments... could be any supernatural universe, really. Chances are not even a fictional one, since weirdness comes with the reincarnation territory.
Color him surprised when a Hogwarts letter arrives on his eleventh birthday.
Bookmarked by ThirstLord (Cyberharpie)
10 Dec 2025
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Delightful!!
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When the world turned to stone, I thought I was finally getting the one thing I’ve always wanted:
Silence.
Instead?
I got petrified next to Senku freaking Ishigami—a genius with zero social skills, infinite scientific facts, and the inability to shut up.
He counted every second we were frozen.
Out loud.
That's 117,354,893,870 seconds of math, monologues, and smug energy—right in my ear.
Now we’re awake, mildly alive, and forced to rebuild humanity with sticks, sarcasm, and questionable chemistry—literal and emotional. He’s inventing fire. I’m inventing reasons not to throw him into it.
Romance? Please. I’m just trying not to commit murder with a sharpened stick.
Survival requires teamwork. Teamwork requires communication.
And communication means more of his voice.Pray for me.
Or at least invent noise-cancelling leaves.Updates weekly, Get excited.
Bookmarked by ThirstLord (Cyberharpie)
16 Sep 2025
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peak self indulgence 10/10
Ch27