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(Her smile rattled his bones and his touch lit a fire within her. Together they create nothing but destruction.)
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It’s been a week since the last time Noriko’s seen or spoken to Itachi. She can feel the world just slowly slipping away from her grip but it hasn’t gotten to the point where she needed him yet. Switching her legs, Noriko flips through another article on the newest fashion fads. Her fingers steadily drum on the glass top while one hand is marking away at little details of the article with a red pen. The vibrating alert from her phone breaks her concentration and she reaches for it./Where are you?/
Noriko didn’t need to hear it for herself as she knew how much urgency Itachi intended in this simple text. He was broken again and she needed to fix him, ASAP.
/My office, I’ll tell them to let you in./
OR; Noriko (femNaru) and Itachi are two broken souls and only them can fix each other. /I'm not good @summary so why not just read to find out :-P/
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- Part 1 of NORIKO : BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE
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Sasunaru One-shot dumpster. Ranging from Fluff to Smut.
Chapter 1 Charming Doctor
•Naruto was back being 17 year old —mentally— who has a crush to this cool sophisticated handsome DoctorChapter 2 One Thing
•Sasuke needs that one thing and Naruto got that one thingChapter 3 Charge Me Not
•Naruto needs a fake girlfriend to ward off his parents' demand so he hired one. But will they succeed considering how oblivious the blond is about romance? -
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“Narumi...w-where is she?”
Instead of an answer, he spotted the surprised faces clearly drawn on everyone in the room.“S-Shikamaru, why are you asking for-“ Ino's words were cut off immediately.
“Where’s my wife? Narumi, where is she?” Shikamaru asked tiredly as he used all the energy in him.
The male forced himself up with the help of his friend next to him.
Not getting any answer, he turned to look at his mother in the eyes.
“Mom, where is Narumi? Why is she not here?”OR: Shikamaru losses his memories and currently living in the past and Narumi (fem Naruto) was forced to play a loving wife with her ex-husband as if the divorce never happened.
What will Narumi do?
And what will happen when Shikamaru recover his loss memories??
Will they live a happy ending?Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
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“What do you mean I’m engaged?” The youngest Uchiha shouts, slamming his hand at his mother’s desk. “I just turned 18 months ago! And besides, that Namikaze Naruto girl… The last time I saw her was…”
“Ten years ago, I know.” The Uchiha Matriarch —Mikoto— finishes his son’s sentence with a deadly glare. “If you continue to act like that in front of me, I might as well tell your friends that you won’t be going to that silly trip of yours.”
Or: Naruto and Sasuke who were once frenemies forced into an arranged marriage. Throughout their wedding preparations, they slowly realize that they are more than just a bickering couple.
Alternate Universe—High School
SASUNARU—centric with a little bit of Kiba/Haku.
This story will focus on romance, friendship, family and rivalry.
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Just when Naruto was about to try and sit up to see where she was, she heard a soft humming in the far corner of the room that was soon followed by several soft, deep little grunts in between each measure. Who sings and grunts?
Careful to keep her head from moving, Naruto allowed her curious gaze to stray over toward the source of the noise, only to inhale sharply at what she saw. There, in all his terrifying glory sat Itachi, his eyes closing in utter rapture as he continued to make a quick, jerking motion with his arm. Furrowing her golden brows in confusion, it was then that Naruto realized his pants were... oh, they were open, and he was... oh, God!“Well hello there, Naruto. So glad to see you´ve awakened! You wanna give me a hand over here?” He asked, a string of giggles erupting from his mouth as his tongue flicked across his scars.
OR; Itachi is a damn handsome Psycho who lust after Naruto. And what do hormonal psycho do to their object of ‘lust’? Kidnapped her of course.
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Ken, he was 9 when it started. At first, his behaviors were...odd. He bore no hesitation in his actions, and his expression was always blank; he never spoke, never complained, never cried, never laughed.
For some reason that Stell didn't understand, his parents slowly drifted away from Ken; they said that he was not normal, how could a child not react to anything?
Stell didn't like it, so he took the initiative to always be by Ken's side, to play with him, to tell him stories, to teach him, to remind him that he has a home.
He only wanted Ken to be happy; he didn't realize the life his nurturing within Ken.
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A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Unwanted Engagement by Heart487
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Nov 2025
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Sasuke’s plan was simple: get pregnant by Naruto Uzumaki to disqualify himself from his clan’s arranged marriage scheme. That way, no politically “suitable” Alpha could be saddled with him—problem solved.
Except Naruto was on the approved candidate list the whole time.
Now, somehow, Sasuke is engaged to the same blond idiot he roped into this mess, and now everyone thinks this was part of a brilliant political strategy.
Sasuke wonders if it’s too late to fake his death.
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09 Sep 2025
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AU. When Sasuke was 8, his perfect older brother left to serve their Kyuubi. When he turned 12, all he desired was to be the Kyuubi’s companion, too. When he turned 15, he finally got his wish. NaruSasu, NaruIta, NaruItaSasu, ItaSasu.
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09 Aug 2025
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My mother tongue is Spanish, so you are welcome to correct if my translation is not accurate.
AU Parodies a Sasuke Uchiha who has decided that Naruto Uzumaki is the love of his life... and doesn't plan to hide it one bit. Naruto, used to the Uchiha “always being weird”, simply ignores him... for now.
Shisui and Itachi watch this tragicomedy with resignation, trying to give the confused blond some space and curb (with little success) the romantic outbursts of their beloved Sasuke.
This fanfic is just an idea that I was born seeing a comic that made me think about a universe where Sasuke adopts this personality in love like Sakura but his objective is Naruto, it was a good idea to experiment it and develop it in my own fanfic
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- Part 1 of Inner Sasuke I
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09 Aug 2025
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In the year of the dragon in southern Japan there was a small okiya known as the Senju okiya. In this poor okiya lived a child who did not belong…a child who unbeknownst to all was a flower amongst weeds. Naruto is an omega who dreams of becoming a geisha in hopes that he can meet the nice red eyed man who stole his heart as a boy.[AU: omegaverse & MPREG] Historical AU, Sasunaru.
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31 Jul 2025