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The Angriest Boner by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
15 May 2015
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Skulduggery knocks out Wreath and drags him home for some old-fashioned violent interrogation after he sees him skulking around after Valkyrie. Unfortunately, things don't quite go to plan...
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Each chapter is a fill for the skulduggery pleasant kink meme, with pairings, ratings, warning, spoiler level and the prompts posted at the beginning of each new piece. Ongoing, multipairing fics at a thousand or so words a pop.
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Everything's Coming Up Roses by Evren Rambunctious (DHume), JaneCrocker (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
22 Aug 2014
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Set a few months after LSODM, Darquesse and Valkyrie have a mental standoff for control of their body. Only one can win, but the outcome is uncertain...
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Wait for me, I'm coming with you by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
30 May 2014
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Because I am disgusting, I wrote songfic. Kind of! Inspired by the Hadestown album, here is my Orphic retelling of the end of the Last Stand of the Dead Men.
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The Best Canvas by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
21 Apr 2014
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Straight-up Sorrowscorn PWP, set sometime during China's Diablerie Days, when she and Eliza were CANONICALLY BANGING, DEREK HAS SAID SO. It's really porn-without-plot; no spoilers, just sex.
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Valduggery Oneshots by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandom: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
13 Jun 2013
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Young Courtiers by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandom: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
14 Feb 2012
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Valkyrie and Skulduggery spend Christmas Eve Eve together fighting bad guys, making snow angels, getting drunk--the usual. A mistletoe might be involved somehow. (Takes place after KOTW, but without the looming threat of war on their heads.)
Bookmarked by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
22 Dec 2013
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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Bookmarked by JaneCrocker (DHume)
29 Dec 2012
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INCOMPLETE/HIATUS
“I can cultivate my daughter to be whatever the Alternians ask of us. They’ve given us time, haven’t they? Our lifespans are compatible if not identical. She would be marrying a young man of prominence in their society who can protect her. This will work.”
Since before she could speak, Rose has been raised to save the planet. AU.
Bookmarked by JaneCrocker (DHume)
26 Dec 2011
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Brilliant writer (check out their other stuff!) with a wonderful writing style and a wonderful AU with in-character people, and a painfully good take on the guardians. Also, Rose/Kanaya. Aww yeah.
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In the same way that Vriska ignores Mindfang's arrival, Mindfang does nothing to acknowledge her descendant sat there in the middle of the room, at first. She simply closes the door behind her, removes her hat and jacket, and then carries a bottle of something along with her as she takes a seat in one of the armchairs.
“Are you going to sit there all day?” Mindfang inquires, twisting the lid off the top of the glass bottle.
“Whatever,” Vriska grumbles, and is vaguely aware that she may well be pushing her luck. But she thinks that after a few sweeps at Mindfang's side, she knows which lines she can cross without fear of repercussion. Mindfang laughs softly under her breath as she pours herself a drink, and had Vriska been in a better mood, she'd tell her to shut up.
(Three short stories about the Scourge.)
Bookmarked by JaneCrocker (DHume)
21 Dec 2011
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Dave is under the influence of a condition known as He's Got It Bad For His Best Friend. He enacts a cunning plan to show John that sexuality is not divided into homosexual and not a homosexual. Sexytimes are on the horizon but Dave is in it for the long haul.
Bookmarked by DHume
09 Sep 2011