JaneCrocker (DHume)
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Everything's Coming Up Roses by Evren Rambunctious (DHume), JaneCrocker (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
22 Aug 2014
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Set a few months after LSODM, Darquesse and Valkyrie have a mental standoff for control of their body. Only one can win, but the outcome is uncertain...
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Intensive Haxxor Babe 101 by JaneCrocker (DHume) for louisthestrongman
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Dec 2012
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Set in the soon-to-be-jossed-future where Calliope and the alpha kids have met up and get to hang out.
'Roxy attempts to teach Calliope the secrets of her superior hacking skills. This involves getting up close and personal, excessive hand touching, and one very flustered cherub. One thing eventually leads to another, and no one learns anything.' -
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Prompted by a friend, in which "Dirk and Roxy are lovesick teens who want their best friends and commiserate whilst Roxy watches reruns of Harry Potter and Dirk repairs his smuppets".
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I’ve seen a few people sniping on the subject of slash, especially with the ‘john said he wasn’t a homosexual: HOW DARE YOU WRITE FICS WHERE HE IS’ and the flipside camp of ‘hussie stated that kanaya had an exclusive fetish for women: HOW DARE YOU WRITE FICS WHERE SHE DOESN’T’ arguments, as well as more than a few people noticing that for a planet that supposedly doesn’t care about gender or sexuality it’s been pretty heteronormative thus far. I won’t pretend to have a lofty opinion or even to understand most of the longer-running arguments, but all in all I found it an interesting subject. Apologies if this fic sounds preachy or ooc: it’s my first time writing for this fandom and I’m writing it to distract myself from nano and having no internet, with no canon references available.
Let us begin.
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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Bookmarked by JaneCrocker (DHume)
29 Dec 2012
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INCOMPLETE/HIATUS
“I can cultivate my daughter to be whatever the Alternians ask of us. They’ve given us time, haven’t they? Our lifespans are compatible if not identical. She would be marrying a young man of prominence in their society who can protect her. This will work.”
Since before she could speak, Rose has been raised to save the planet. AU.
Bookmarked by JaneCrocker (DHume)
26 Dec 2011
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Brilliant writer (check out their other stuff!) with a wonderful writing style and a wonderful AU with in-character people, and a painfully good take on the guardians. Also, Rose/Kanaya. Aww yeah.
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In the same way that Vriska ignores Mindfang's arrival, Mindfang does nothing to acknowledge her descendant sat there in the middle of the room, at first. She simply closes the door behind her, removes her hat and jacket, and then carries a bottle of something along with her as she takes a seat in one of the armchairs.
“Are you going to sit there all day?” Mindfang inquires, twisting the lid off the top of the glass bottle.
“Whatever,” Vriska grumbles, and is vaguely aware that she may well be pushing her luck. But she thinks that after a few sweeps at Mindfang's side, she knows which lines she can cross without fear of repercussion. Mindfang laughs softly under her breath as she pours herself a drink, and had Vriska been in a better mood, she'd tell her to shut up.
(Three short stories about the Scourge.)
Bookmarked by JaneCrocker (DHume)
21 Dec 2011