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Gamzee ambles into your office, unsteady, calling out a husky, “Hey, Karbro.” (As if summoned by your distress, your romantic mush for a thinkpan croons.)
When he stands beside you, a deep calming purr revving from his chest, you notice his paintjob smudged in the corners of his mouth, and with your trembling bloodpusher, you know he’s high.
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TG: no no that wasnt a tangent
TG: believe it or not these topics are connected
TG: karkats birthday and horny troll breeding madness
TG: do you get it yet(or, dave acquires a vial of heat-inducing pheromone for karkat's wriggling day. this does not go according to plan.)
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n9thing i make is g9nna 6ring that charm inside y9u 6ack
Meulin acts like a cat and runs away in the first sign of pain.
Kankri takes in a stray cat, and it changes things even if nobody looks at them much. -
==>Karkat: Flail Your Sickles Around Like A Tool by vantastic (vikki)
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Dec 2011
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Things you are capable of doing that nobody knows about:
* An acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle, and not out of rage.
* flipping yourself, not just your shit.
* pas de poisson.aka The Fic Where Karkat Does Combat Via Ballet (with the work-inspiring art by elanorpam).
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this is over 5,000 words of pure fucking filth. read my porn and weep upon its beauty.
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Good shit
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this fic is the best fic ever ficced ever
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Turns out Karkat's got a bit more under the sweater than Dave anticipated. They are both extremely horny about it.
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the best ever
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I CORGOT TO BOOKMARK THE FIRST TIME
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Dirk and Karkat fuck. What else do you need to know?
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Dirkkat stuck in a cave! Oh no! What will they do?! (Other than flirt in a very odd, insane manner)
Wrote this while sleep deprived so might be a lil OOC
Alternate title: Dirk and Karkat dying in a glue trap
(They don’t actually die, it’s gonna be porn)
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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SUPER fucking cool representation of alpha Dave dude omg holy shit
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Dirk behaves normally, and Hal knows precisely how to use that against him.
Written for Stridercest Secret Santa 2018
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“You must be.. Kanaya Maryam, right?— I’ll be looking forward to being acquainted with you.”
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Rose Lalonde and her brother Dave are the newest students at Alternia High, A decision that would change their lives forever.
It was supposed to be the same old routine, you’d attend a new school with your brother, act out and purposely get expelled— anything to get back at your mother, right?
You were supposed to be gone a week ago, why are you still here?
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Otherwise titled 'The six times Dirk and Jake kissed (but not quite)'
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“Where the hell are your glasses?” Dave asked, and immediately closed his damn mouth because what the hell is he doing?
Bro looked bad. Bad to the point that Dave wondered if maybe he was faking, because surely even at his worst Bro would not let anyone, much less his brother, see him in this state. Maybe it was a test. Maybe Dave was failing right in this moment because he didn’t bother to hesitate, to wait and assess the situation before rushing in and literally poking the dead guy.
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equius gets sick of his uncontrollable strength and develops an eating disorder to try and get rid of it
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Lovely Equius angst 💙
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-the fantabulously amorous blooming of June Egbert-
June struggles with change; which is unfortunate when you realize you're a trans woman, and falling in love with multiple of your best friends!
Follow along as June Egbert navigates her evolving self, blossoming romances, and the incredible journey of healing from trauma with those you love.
And maybe when all is said and done, she’ll finally be a little less of an oblivious gay mess
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It's been a year since Eridan ruined his relationship with his best friend. Instead of wallowing in a shallow puddle of misery, he decides to have a donut.
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OHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SM
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Your face starts to heat up, but you put a stop to that shit real fucking quick. By no means is Dave Strider going to get nervous today. Him? Pffft, there’s no possible way. Being a sex god is basically a part of the Strider DNA makeup. This is all gonna come to you naturally on the first try. Obviously! That’s why you uh… totally are uh…
Fuck.
(Or, Karkat and Dave have sex for the first time)
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hot kinky tentacle sex with my best bud
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Karkat is unfamiliar with the sport of wrestling, a problem Dave wishes to rectify by sharing with him his laptop on the small couch. Dave shows Karkat some videos of men's wrestling, coincidentally, it's only select matches of guys getting boners or getting stripped of their uniforms. They get turned on and chose to reenact the said scenes, both hard and half naked.
The boys eventually end up fully naked on the floor, kissing and fucking each other as the winner of their match is decided.
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Gamzee and Equius wake up in the middle of the day and have a video call
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Bro idk ts kinda good
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Nepeta forces her two stinky friends Equius and Sollux to take a shower, ending up in them fucking eachother