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“Do you know some people say you are as John the Baptist to him? Make straight the way of the Lord.”
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14 Mar 2025
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Bork Bork by fingalsanteater
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show
08 Feb 2014
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Swedish Chef and Gordon Ramsay make a mess of the mise en place while stoking the flames of their lust.
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- Part 3 of Fandom Secrets Crack Ficlet Extravaganza
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04 Nov 2024
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Bernie Sanders knows how to rile up crowds with his passionate speeches on socialism and the problems in our country but when Bernie runs into a tall, dark, mysterious mascot on inauguration day, he must use his passion to rile up this buffalo.
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03 Feb 2022
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"I..." Merlin began, trailing off. Arthur waited. "I, um... You see..." He tried again. Arthur felt another stab of resentment rise as his shoulders seemed to slump in resignation. What had Gwaine done to him? He was about to suggest Merlin speak to him alone when Gwaine's expression went completely blank before turning to look at the prince.
"Ah," He winced and offered a dazzling smile "Hello, your majesty. You caught us at a bad time."
"Have I?" Arthur asked coolly. Merlin blinked - looking Gwaine over warily.
"Yes," The knight continued and gestured between himself and Merlin. "We were just about to have some amazing sex. Right in that alcove actually," He said, nodding a bit towards a nook in the wall behind Arthur. "So, if this isn't anything urgent..." He trailed off. Arthur stared.
He... He had misheard, right? Definitely. For a moment he thought Gwaine had said... No. Absolutely not.
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Gwaine learns that Merlin has magic. Arthur learns that Gwaine is hopelessly in love with Merlin.
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08 Feb 2021
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In an alternate reality, Erebor was never taken by Smaug, and the War of Dwarves and Orcs never happened. The Orcs invaded the Shire, slaughtering hundreds and taking countless more as slaves. Bilbo is slave to Azog, the Dwarf King's mortal enemy... until the Dwarf King rescues him.
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- Part 2 of All That Stands Between Us
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28 Jan 2021