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If you were to ask Benoit Blanc, the famed private detective, what the worst part of his job was, he’d reply with an appropriately poetic and somber declaration of the deterioration of the human soul to greed and malice.
However if you were to ask Phillip, non-famed husband to Ben Blanc, what the worst part of his job was, he'd say it was the broody moods his love fell into during the court stretch of his cases. Luckily, after many years of marriage he'd gotten quite talented at finding distractions for the both of them.
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19 Dec 2025
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Night over America by orphan_account
Fandoms: Fake News RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (TV)
20 Jan 2023
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The January 6th insurrection was more than just an insurrection.
It was the beginning of the end.
The beginning of the Trump Regime.
The beginning of political prosecution, lynchings and crisis.
The beginning of the restless, desperate Resistance.
The beginning of the long, long night over America.
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OPERATION: BLIZZARDSTATUS: ONGOING
TARGET: Tracking, containment and neutralisation of anti-patriotic and disloyal elements of the national media, science community and society.
ALREADY NEUTRALISED: Cooper, Anderson (detained); Colbert, Stephen (detained); Ocasio-Cortez, Alexandria (exiled); Oliver, John (exiled); Pelosi, Nancy (deceased); Schumer, Chuck (deceased); Tapper, Jake (detained); Blitzer, Wolf (deceased); Stephanopoulos, George (detained); Baldwin, Alec (exiled); Baquet, Dean (deceased); Muller, Robert (exiled); Comey, James (deceased); Omar, Ilhan (detained); Meyers, Seth (detained); Pressley, Ayanna (detained); Tlaib, Rashida (deceased); Noah, Trevor (exiled); Biden, Joe (deceased); Harris, Kamala (exiled); Buttigieg, Piet (exiled); Sanders, Bernard (exiled)
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16 Dec 2025
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On summer sabbatical, the Gottlieb siblings spend their time completely fascinated and confused by their father's new pool boy. Why would their no fun-having, stuffy, prim-and-proper father hire someone so covered in tattoos, and so not covered in clothing?
Hermann, particularly, is interested. In why his father would hire someone like that. Not in the man's lack of clothing. Of course not. He's better than that.
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10 Dec 2025
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Whatever It Takes by BloodAndRosesBitch for insouciantmouse
Fandoms: The Birdcage (1996)
19 Jul 2023
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Albert is feeling old. Armand has a quick fix.
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07 Dec 2025
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“Maybe we can help,” Alan repeatedly murmurs in the car, ever so slightly above the speed limit to catch their plane.
“Maybe we can,” Ellie agrees, but they both know that the idea is a farce, that helping the population of San Diego is only the second thing on their minds because the first is undeniably ‘Oh god, Ian. Ian is in San Diego.’
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27 Nov 2025