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"Make Yourself Useful."
That's the closest thing to encouragement John Winchester ever gave his sons. Hardly the kind of nurturing two boys who have just lost their mother need, but it's what they had. The lesson stuck though. No matter how far Dean runs, how much he tries to forget, the memories of his past are always right there with him.
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Dean Winchester is not the last son of a dying planet. He was not bitten by a radioactive anything (to his knowledge), nor does he possess the ability to communicate with any particular kind of animal. Ants are out. Fish don’t care one way or another what he has to say. He didn’t build a cool iron suit, nobody experimented on him, he didn’t get exposed to any gamma radiation. He’s not the god of anything. He’s just a guy who is really hard to beat up.
The vigilante justice thing though. That he’s got.
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Dean has always wondered about the stories behind Cas' tattoos. It's how they ended up together in the first place; it's only natural he'd be curious.
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- Part 5 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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Coda for S13E23 - Let the Good Times Roll. I'm not the boss of you but you probably shouldn't read this prior to watching the finale. Just sayin'.
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Due to a romantic-comedy level booking blunder, grumpy stress-case Dean and reclusive writer Castiel end up shuttled off to the same remote cabin for two weeks, and nobody seems to care that neither of them wants to be there. But since they’re stuck in the same cabin for the duration of their vacation, they might as well play nice and make the best of it right?
Wrong.
Dean’s so stressed out he can’t sit still, Cas can’t boil water without setting the place on fire, and they’re so on each other’s nerves it’ll be a miracle if either of them survives until their rides home arrive.
At least the tension is just social, and not sexual, right? Right?
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There's this old wives' tale that says when a person meets their soulmate, they start craving the foods that person is craving. Castiel thinks it's dumb, that meeting someone he's apparently destined to be with couldn't make him want food he wouldn't normally care about, but that doesn't stop him from craving pie all the time.
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The summer heat is oppressive like a prison, and Castiel misses Dean more than he misses the rain.
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Once upon a time, Castiel Novak had everything. He had a happy home life, a full scholarship, and, if he played his cards right, a promising journalism career. And on top of all of that, he had Dean. Then tragedy struck, as it tends to do, and Castiel lost everything. At thirty six, he’s got none of those things. He’s got no family to speak of. He’s got a job investigating purportedly true tales of the supernatural for a magazine no one reads. And worst of all he hasn’t seen Dean in nearly twenty years. So when research for an article turns him on to a witch who apparently grants wishes in exchange for stories, Castiel figures it’s worth the risk. If making a deal with a witch can get him Dean back, what has he got to lose?
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"I want you to keep track of how many puns you make tonight," Cas said, right before they left to go to their very own engagement party. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 4 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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In which Dean finally gets around to doing the thing he's been planning to do for a very, very long time.
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- Part 3 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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Two friends. A Car. The open highway. What could possibly go wrong?
Or: how Dean Winchester learned to stop worrying and share a bed with the guy he's got a huge crush on. No big deal.
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“I don’t understand why talking dirty is such a big deal for you humans,” Cas complains, apropos of nothing.
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In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.
There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?
Right?
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- Part 1 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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Sometimes, in order to make a relationship work, you gotta take one for the team.
Especially if your partner has already taken one from the entire team.
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- Part 2 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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It hasn't been that long since Cas flew back to Seattle, but Dean's been counting the minutes until he comes back all the same. Soon, they'll tick down to zero.
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- Part 2 of 3000 Miles, Give or Take
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I'm Sorry, But I'm Beginning to Hate Your Face by Dangerousnotbroken
Fandoms: Supernatural
19 Jan 2017
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Dean signed up to be Castiel's roommate, and, apparently, his personal chef. He didn't sign on for sexual tension so intense it might make him spontaneously combust, and he certainly didn't sign up to listen to the sounds of Castiel's sexual exploits through the paper-thin walls of the place.
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The day after Christmas brings an unexpected snowfall, among other things.
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When Hurricane Abby sprang up out of nowhere, nearly a month out of season, to pummel the tiny island where Castiel’s sister was getting married, his only thought was escaping the reception and his mother Naomi’s criticisms of his “lifestyle choices” to see the fury of mother nature in action. He didn’t anticipate saving anybody’s life, and certainly not that of the most stunning man he’s ever seen.
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The unseasonable hurricane wasn’t the only force of nature on the beach that night. Dean counts himself lucky that the beautiful blue-eyed stranger was there to save his life. He never could have anticipated that a nameless one-night stand in a tiny storm-tossed shack would change his entire life.
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Look, here's the thing. Castiel just really likes Dean's ass, ok? It's a great ass. That's all there is to it.
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The first time Dean dropped his guard and let Cas lay hands on him, It was incredibly difficult for Dean. But Dean had no idea how difficult it was for Cas.
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- Part 2 of I Can Make You Scared