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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    Cursed with immortality as punishment for his blasphemy, Odysseus adapted as best as he could to his everlasting life.

    Now, old friends have requested his help, something he is more than willing to offer, but he will have to work together with the very person he shares common hatred with.

    Poseidon.

    Will they both be able to join forces and defeat a common enemy? Or will they destroy each other in the process?

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    “Enlighten me, Odysseus. What do you value most?” Patience was a waning thing in Zeus’ tone, the god leaning in close and as smothering as the humid front of a storm. A strong hand grasped Odysseus’ jaw, bringing in the king nose to nose to with a god who now stood to scale with the man atop the deck.

    The unblinking eyes of his crew and the electric gaze of a king upon him, nowhere to run and none to outwit. To persuade? Odysseus raised his chin in Zeus’ grasp, shrugging off his tattered tunic from his shoulder, “There are many roads to settle a debt owed, no?”

    The fingertips digging into his jaw slackened for but a moment, the gall of a mortal making Zeus briefly falter before he spoke, “Persuade me then.”

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  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Odysseus enjoys making Poseidon call off his storm a little more than he expected. The feeling of divine flesh yielding to his strikes is heady and intoxicating in a way he couldn’t predict. Good thing he got all that violence out of his system. Now he can integrate back into the life he’d missed and leave that whole mess behind him. Unless…

    (OR Ithaca man confused, horny and armed. More at 11.)

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    05 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    After their battle on the rocks, Poseidon hasn't been able to get the mortal out of his head. Confrontation is unavoidable as Odysseus just tries to enjoy a run on the beach

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    Odysseus: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

    Plot if you squint

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    05 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Ever since Odysseus stabbed him with his own trident, Poseidon has struggled to function. All he can think about is the feeling of being stabbed— and the shame of the burning in his stomach when he does.

    He decides to visit the mortal in Ithaca to make him pay for what he did to him, however things may not turn out how he plans.

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    05 Jan 2026