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Odysseus is a woman, she spent ten years pretending to be a man for the war, and another ten trying to get back home to her wife. Everyone she's ever loved (and hated) will now know what's taken her so long to return to Ithaca.
She spent so long pretending she was a man that she still referes to herself as a man
Her eye colour changing is a thing so the colour will be mentioned a lot like an odd amountThis is NOT accurate to actual lore!!!
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Odyssey of an atheist by NagamoriSeiren
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
03 Oct 2025
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In a world where no Iliad or Odyssey was ever written, the greek gods live their happy imortal life. But as usual the gods get bored sometime, thus every hundred years or so they start a game to "Keep humanity's faith in them". During these games the gods form fractions among themselves with the goal of turning one human who does not beleive in gods into a beleiver.
The year is 2020 our main character is Odysseus of course, he is the head of the Homeric Trade Company and the captain of the ship Penelope, names after his wife. Thanks to a deal with their friend Odysseus and his crew gets involved in the Trojan Mafia conflict. The story starts at the end of this conflict. Odysseus and his crew are ready to go home, when the gods decied that this hundered years lucky atheist to be turned will be none other than the biggest atheist to ever sail the seas Odysseus. -
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The man had been fumbling in his bag, but he noticed Polites’ reaction. He looked at him curiously before a cocky smile made its way to his face. “Hi.” He sauntered over to the counter and leaned on it casually. “Can I have an….americano?” He grinned, showing off his sharp-ish canines. Polites lifted his head and cleared his throat, trying to be more professional. “Yep. Okay. Coming right up, sir.”
He turned to prepare the drink. He took deep breaths to try and calm himself down. It could be argued that the man wasn’t that attractive, but he couldn’t bring himself to think so. The gleam in his eyes was one thing, the well built thighs that still somehow shone through his pants was another.
OR; Epic coffee shop AU with Odypoli!!!
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Cursed with immortality as punishment for his blasphemy, Odysseus adapted as best as he could to his everlasting life.
Now, old friends have requested his help, something he is more than willing to offer, but he will have to work together with the very person he shares common hatred with.
Poseidon.
Will they both be able to join forces and defeat a common enemy? Or will they destroy each other in the process?
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Lost and found? by estelle_reads_things
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer
29 Sep 2025
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What would you be willing to risk for the sake of your reputation?
Anything, he once would have answered.
But now?
"Anything...but her."
Follows the trojan war all the way through the Odyssey, but they're in high school. Buckle up, boys.
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and who are you that i must bow so low? by nambi
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
27 Sep 2025
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A talon of lightning cleaved the world in two, blinding in the nightdark sky. The thunder was worse still, roaring so terribly that Odysseus felt it vibrate in the marble railing beneath his hands.
More insistently, now, a yanking on his very soul: Come to me.
He knew that Zeus could see him, had learned what his gaze felt like. He knew he was watching. When Penelope came up behind him, pressing nude against his back, Odysseus could not resist making a show of it, laying his hands over hers where they rested against his chest, gazing defiantly up at the raging sky.
“You’ll catch death out here,” Penelope told him, shouting to make her voice carry over the winds.
No, Odysseus thought. His skin was turning numb from the force of the rain, a thousand tiny pebbles flung at his form. He could hardly keep his eyes open. No, he would not catch death. Had Zeus wanted him dead, Odysseus would have been dead, not wet and freezing.
Odysseus smiled as he relented, letting Penelope bring him back inside and dry him.
A tantrum, nothing more.
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Or: Odysseus is getting tired of Zeus’ antics. Unfortunately for him, Zeus is only getting started.
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- Part 14 of but it's no longer you
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Guns and Ribbons by FlamingWildflower
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
25 Sep 2025
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A series of murders and disappearances that happen every full moon. A realm beyond our own. Mortal and immortal collide into one. Death roaming the streets, the fog an omen of cruelty. In a world full of things that go bump in the night, there's a specialized force that helps keep the regular people safe and ignorant. And the peak of those forces are the Starforged Maidens.
Beautiful women who were tasked with helping eliminating these forces along with the others with flash and glitter. A beacon of hope, kindness, and gentleness that helps remind people that light will always defeat the darkness. The group of people that helps make the world feel safer.
It's a very noble job. Important. Even if they fight in dresses and are a little impractical sometimes, it's nice to know that there's still a little whimsy even when fighting demons. Anyone would be in the right to admire this and feel touched when they're chosen. There's just one small problem with this little arrangement...
Odysseus isn't a woman.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"
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love goes where the hyacinths grow by sillykeychains
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
22 Sep 2025
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The one in the middle, however, always seemed to catch his eye.
She was the shortest of the three, with hair lighter than gold, seeming almost white in the morning sun, divine like the nectar of the gods.
Her fare skin was pale though lovely flowers decorated her thin ears and several strands of her gorgeous hair.
Menelaus, too overcome by witnessing her radiant beauty, dropped the apple.
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or, three times where menelaus tries to talk to helen and one time where he doesn't have to.
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HOMESICK(I’ll maybe change the title) by PoeAllen_09
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
18 Sep 2025
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This is an Illiad fic but with a high school+ rock band AU, it’s centered around Achilles(lead singer) and he tries to win Deidamias heart over again after an “accident” but while also realizing his feelings his feelings for his long time best friend and band member Patroclus(drummer) and figuring out what to do. And Odysseus(lead guitarist) won’t take anything seriously and loves drama and Diomedes(bassist) is trying not to strangle him, and Menelaus(manager/rhythm guitarists) is a tired single mother of the four.
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In which Odysseus talks his way out of war by Varymezzo
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
18 Sep 2025
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When Odysseus fails to convince Palamedes of his insanity, he realises his only hope of escaping the war lies in revealing his existence to his divine father.
However in a world where gods are known for their inability to bear children, it can be dangerous to reveal your demigod status...
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- Part 2 of The Rare Demigod AUs
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“Why are you crying?” Asked the boy, wearing a curious look. Polites glanced around as if searching for anyone else he could be talking to, before he hiccuped an answer. “I tripped and hurt myself.” His tone was brimming with shame. He almost hoped that the boy might move on and snort disdainfully, he didn’t want to be in such a fragile state. But alas, the boy moved closer and studied him.
“Oh.” He said, kneeling. Polites almost protested that he would get his knees dirty if he kneeled, but his throat hurt too much to speak. “That sucks. Is this tree your friend?”
Polites blinked, his tears slowing. “What?”
OR; Polites and Odysseus meeting as kids
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‘The Tapestry Of The Fates’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
10 Sep 2025
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“Odysseus.” Odysseus did not startle. He also did not greet Diomedes despite having known of his approach. “Odysseus?”
Perhaps this was some sort of battle related trauma. Diomedes ended up sitting down besides Odysseus and let his shoulder bump against the sullen King. “Talk to me, friend.”
“...About what?”
“What’s going on? Polites is concerned, so are your men. Was it the blood? Or the men who fell? Rest assured, friend, none of yours fell today.”
“Do you think King Sisyphus fights against his punishment? Do you think the Fates would allow him, if he did?”
Flinching, Diomedes observed the change in Odysseus’ eyes. Instead of the colour of the sea, Odysseus’ eyes were taken over by a hue of red– only noticeable when observed in a certain angle but definitely present. Diomedes knew what caused a hue of red like that.
Odysseus had been touched by Ares’ Rage.
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In which Odysseus is dropped back in time into the Trojan War and chooses to mess with everyone until it gets him killed or gets him back to Penelope. Others take notice.
Or, Odysseus is soooo done.
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- Part 5 of Mar's Writes Rare Pairs
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Turns out Poseidon is a very loving boyfriend after rough sex.
OR, the aftercare fic. Something, something crackfic sequel. You get the idea
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- Part 3 of Odyseidon Crackfics
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Penelope was absolutely delighted to have her husband back. But she wished, more than anything, that it hadn’t taken this long.
Far away from Ithaca, the Fates spun the threads of life. Odysseus’ thread had been particularly interesting for them, but now they noticed something odd. The thread was knotted, the present time tied back to the start of his decade-long journey home. It now seemed like from then until he arrived back in Ithaca, there were two versions of Odysseus’ odyssey.
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Odysseus found his mind wandering back to Penelope and Telemachus, his beloved son and wife. They were what he lived for, tried for, wished for, and fought for. His everything. And he would get back to them again. But first, he had to finish this war. Odysseus had to kill the infant Astyanax again. But this time, there would be no whining, no guilt. Odysseus would do whatever it takes to get home. This time, he was ready.
When Odysseus wakes up back in the Trojan Horse, he is willing to do whatever it takes to get home. Again. But this time, he knows what’s coming.
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- Part 1 of Not Again!
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After weeks of being too busy to properly hang out with his lover, Odysseus finally finds enough time to invite Poseidon over for a movie night!
OR, the crackfic sequel to my crackfic sequel of Drown It Out! I’m so good at feeding the fans guys trust trust
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- Part 2 of Odyseidon Crackfics
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The Queen’s opening by Viper_of_Virgo
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
25 Aug 2025
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Junior year of high school
Odysseus just wants to be through it with no distractions. He’s smart enough for that. Just get through SAT and Ap’s, one more year at home and then he was free to go to… whatever college he got into. Of course he also has to balance studying with the stupid swim team practices at godsforsaken times in the morning. And this was all before he noticed Penelope and she dragged him onto the chess team and they both play the same opening.
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Odysseus wakes up after a night of… fun with his supposed arch-nemesis, thinking his partner has left him in the morning.
Turns out Poseidon is just bad at cooking.
OR, the unofficial crackfic sequel to Drown It Out. You’re welcome, people who wanted more of that!
(I’m such a good writer, my fans love me /j)Series
- Part 1 of Odyseidon Crackfics
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One-Shots OdyDio (Versión en Español) by Aimeecita17
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer
20 Aug 2025
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Mis amigos me obligaron a hacer esto y si lo hago lo hago bien 😝 así que: ONE-SHOTS ODYDIO PARA TODOS PORQUE NO HAY MUCHAS HISTORIAS SOBRE ELLOS SOLOS
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There are other ways of persuasion by Milky_Leaf
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
18 Aug 2025
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“You’re right, I can’t.” The tragic king of Ithaca sighed after a long moment. Poseidon’s grin widened. Now he would never get home. He had won! Finally! And maybe once he regained his strength he could kill him properly…or perhaps leave him to die on the island…
“But I can do this.”
Poseidon blinked, his grin faltering. “Wait, what?-”
OR; Six Hundred Strike, but instead of Ody stabbing Poseidon they fuck.
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¡King Odysseus herself! by Hana013
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer
11 Aug 2025
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"May your kingdom be topped above Mycenae itself..." the prophet says. The men gasp and scowl, the women laugh and gossip, they are Ithacan not spartan. But what are laws to kings? What are laws to gods? What are the laws to the fates? Who gets to make them up? Oh well, the people will get used to it....
The heir of Ithaca is a girl.
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Odysseus was never a man but a proud girl!