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Cursed with immortality as punishment for his blasphemy, Odysseus adapted as best as he could to his everlasting life.
Now, old friends have requested his help, something he is more than willing to offer, but he will have to work together with the very person he shares common hatred with.
Poseidon.
Will they both be able to join forces and defeat a common enemy? Or will they destroy each other in the process?
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23 Jan 2026
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“Enlighten me, Odysseus. What do you value most?” Patience was a waning thing in Zeus’ tone, the god leaning in close and as smothering as the humid front of a storm. A strong hand grasped Odysseus’ jaw, bringing in the king nose to nose to with a god who now stood to scale with the man atop the deck.
The unblinking eyes of his crew and the electric gaze of a king upon him, nowhere to run and none to outwit. To persuade? Odysseus raised his chin in Zeus’ grasp, shrugging off his tattered tunic from his shoulder, “There are many roads to settle a debt owed, no?”
The fingertips digging into his jaw slackened for but a moment, the gall of a mortal making Zeus briefly falter before he spoke, “Persuade me then.”
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12 Jan 2026
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Odysseus enjoys making Poseidon call off his storm a little more than he expected. The feeling of divine flesh yielding to his strikes is heady and intoxicating in a way he couldn’t predict. Good thing he got all that violence out of his system. Now he can integrate back into the life he’d missed and leave that whole mess behind him. Unless…
(OR Ithaca man confused, horny and armed. More at 11.)
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05 Jan 2026
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Obsession by ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
21 Jul 2025
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After their battle on the rocks, Poseidon hasn't been able to get the mortal out of his head. Confrontation is unavoidable as Odysseus just tries to enjoy a run on the beach
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Odysseus: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Plot if you squint
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05 Jan 2026
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Ever since Odysseus stabbed him with his own trident, Poseidon has struggled to function. All he can think about is the feeling of being stabbed— and the shame of the burning in his stomach when he does.
He decides to visit the mortal in Ithaca to make him pay for what he did to him, however things may not turn out how he plans.
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05 Jan 2026
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600 Strike AU. Odysseus has nothing left to live for. That's not as fun as Poseidon thought it would be. Odysseus/Poseidon.
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05 Jan 2026
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Odysseus is finally back. Now that he was home he just wanted to live the rest of his days peacefully, teaching Telemachus how to take over as king so he could recline with his dearest Penelope and die elderly.
The gods would never let him go so easily though. You can't do the things Odysseus has done and not expect divine eyes on you at all times. Especially the deep flowing blue of the one you've defeated.
“Show yourself.”
Quiet. There's a ripple in the basin in the corner. Nothing else moves.
“I know you're watching me. Show yourself.”Odysseus is still looking at himself in the mirror, so it is through his peripheral vision that he sees the water slowly overflow out of the basin before spilling onto the floor, rippling as it flowed upwards as the god of the sea took shape.
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Odysseus has returned home, though not without a few scars and an odd power running through him. He couldn't be happier now that he's reunited with his wife and son, but he could probably do without the gaping hole in his stomach, caused by the God of Tides himself.
It's not an issue though, Poseidon has his own to match. And a score to settle.
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Sequel to my other fic 'You Idiot'
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- Part 2 of The Odysseus-Poseidon Love/Hate Train
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05 Jan 2026
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Telemachus understands why Antinous calls him a wolf, a dog. Only a dog can be so loyal, and so terribly stupid.
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09 Dec 2025
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“My name,” Telemachus growled. “You know it. Say it.”
Antonius chuckled again, though this time it sounded more breathless, less certain. “You’re really something tonight, aren’t you?”
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03 Dec 2025
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Telemachus is poisoned, or so he thinks. As it turns out, the dates gifted to Penelope and consumed by her son were not laced with poison but a potent aphrodisiac. Luckily for Telemachus Antonius knows what to do about it. Unluckily for Telemachus, he ate six of them.
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03 Dec 2025
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A stranger in his own home, Telemachus was just trying to retrieve a book from the library and now he has been roped into playing maid servant for the very worst of his mother's suitors. One thing's for sure, Telemachus will never eat figs again.
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03 Dec 2025
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polished by thisisup_upisno
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
25 Jan 2026
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“Ody, get away from the ledge.”
He can hear the command in her voice, the sternness she’s using to hide the nervous quiver. He doesn’t care.
“You don’t know! You don’t know anything!” He sounds hysterical, shouting nonsense into the sky as he is. Even he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Of course she doesn’t know. She doesn’t care. She never has.
Or: Odysseus spends seven years on an island. He does not enjoy it.
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- Part 1 of fear of the water
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02 Oct 2025
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The devotion of a wolf and loyalty of an owl by friendlyforrest
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
05 Oct 2024
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What happens when Athena invites Penelope on a girls trip to the island of Ogygia to visit a certain goddess? Great things, extremely wonderful and satisfying things happen.
Or, Thena and Pene beat the shit out of Calypso. (and also hash out some feelings towards each other)
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- Part 3 of All bark and all bite
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02 Oct 2025
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The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 by ozhawk
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Agent Carter (TV), X-Men (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Ant-Man (2015), Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
20 Jan 2019
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More crackships. SO MANY crackships.
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- Part 2 of The Soulmates Continue
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09 Sep 2025
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Blood Drops on Rose Petals by Cornerofmadness
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series
25 Feb 2019
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Dawn has been kidnapped by Wolfram and Hart and finds herself running for her life chased by someone she never dreamed existed.
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08 Jul 2025
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The wager by Avidelle
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Nov 2025
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He let his head fall onto Antinous’ shoulder, palms bracing against his chest for stability. He closed his eyes, letting himself be consumed by the sensations as quiet moans escaped his lips.
Antinous' hands never stopped guiding him, urging him on, his own body trembling with need.
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When Antinous insults his family for the last time, Telemachus challenges him to a wrestling match, determined to put the suitor in his place. But Antinous is sharper than he looks, and he won't fight without a wager. If Telemachus wins, Antinous must withdraw his suit and leave Ithaca. But if he loses… he becomes Antinous' personal servant for a week.
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16 May 2025
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“I hear you’re cursed,” Poseidon says, and Odysseus is relieved that he didn’t have to be the one to start this conversation.
“I am,” he supplies with a nod.
“And what kind of curse did the titaness manage to wrap you up in?” He sounds bored. He probably is, but any good head of house would make sure his new prisoner isn’t spreading something that’s contagious.
Odysseus steels himself. “It’s a punishment for avoiding sex,” he explains, miraculously concise.
“What?” The room shakes.
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In which Polyphemus doesn't fall in front of the cave entrance, and thus Odysseus doesn't have to blind him. He never evokes Poseidon's ire.
Odysseus still has the worst luck in all of ancient Greece, however, and winds up on Ogygia for six years anyway.
So, when the king of Ithaca is injured falling through Charybdis' teeth, Poseidon has no reason not to assist. Zeus' gentle persuasion helps, too.
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- Part 1 of Seaglass'verse
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02 May 2025
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The Strength of Your Bite is Greater Than the Grip of Their Hands by friendlyforrest
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
13 Apr 2025
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They come in the dead of night.
It shouldn’t have been as unexpected as it was. The suitors have grown bold in their restlessness over the past few months. Their talks have turned to thinly veiled threats, actions a hand away from harm, and eyes burning with a loathing that would make the dead shiver.
The calm before the storm should have set alarm bells in Telemachus’ mind. In Penelope’s. Or hell, even some of the guards. The way that the suitors, but especially Antinous, seemed to be in high spirits the past month should have alerted them to some sort of plotting. They had held back, suspiciously so, from their usual haunts and taunts, giving Telemachus and Penelope room to breathe for once.
They should have known something was up. But with the past twenty years of waiting, tense and worrisome, the reprieve had been welcomed, not questioned.
They forgone looking the gift horse in the mouth and now it was snapping its rotting teeth at them.
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- Part 1 of Brighter Than the Stars Themselves
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25 Apr 2025
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let's see how you see take this by Anonymous
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
12 Apr 2025
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“You look so helpless and desperate,” Telemachus grinds down on Antinous’ lap. There’s fresh red tainting their bodies from the previous fight, slits imprinted onto Antinous’ back and chest, bite marks littering Telemachus’ thighs and neck, bloodlust clouding their vision.
“Just wait ‘till I get my fucking hands on you, sweetheart. I’m gonna ruin you, eat you up like an animal.”
Telemachus grins, dips his face lower, and licks off the euphoric taste of blood on Antinous’ lip, “Who’s the prey in this situation? ‘Cause I certainly recall you being in ropes tied behind your back, begging to let you come inside me.”
Or; 5 times Telemachus loses the fight and 1 time he wins.
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- Part 1 of anon's sharpwolf
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18 Apr 2025
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The island is cursed, but there is one final thing he has not tried, something entirely out of his control, something more like a fleeting final hope: a plea for divine intervention.
Though it has been years since he contacted Athena, or seen Hermes, or anyone for that matter, he knows it is this or nothing.
He forces his mouth open and with his remaining sanity he calls out,
“Poseidon!”
Wait, what?
_Odysseus decides to call out to Athena for help, but the name that leaves his mouth instead makes his head spin.
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- Part 1 of Unspoken Thoughts
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05 Apr 2025