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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    "You? Judging me? You're the most... hated being in all of creation!" Adam bellows, swinging the slippery man out of his grip and into the air when his form shifts serpentine, firing beam after beam of golden light as he pursues from close behind.

    "Well your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer... or the second." Dancing like kites in the air, trading blows, they come face to face.

    Adam knows it's coming and looks like he’s about to blow a fuse, gritting his teeth, just daring him.

    "Nor did you if I remember rightly, bow-chicka-wow-wow!"

    It's unclear if his face is scarlet now from rage or embarrassment. It's a glorious sight to see however as shared memories flick through both of their minds. Black animosity turns to rage, Adam's loud voice raises to a howl.

    "Ugh! I am going to fucking end you!" 

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    06 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    um, what the heck? old man yaoi sex? um...what the freaking heck! warning for lots of homophobic language :p oopsies

    ALSO LOOK AT THIS AWESOME ART THAT ACTUALLY IS MAKING EM SO HAPPY
    https://www.deviantart.com/therectoress/art/Falling-1025203814

    This was dangerous territory. He shouldn’t have choked him. That desperation Adam presented turned Lucifer the fuck on. It had been 8 years since he had gotten laid. He had already started to get desperate, but this was a new low. He knew if he kept going he’d regret it. He just didn’t want to stop.

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    04 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    This was LUCIFERS theme park and they had been skipping the lines all day! Why now when it was an actual emergency did they have to wait?

    Adam and Lucifer go on a date at Lu Lu World and skip the lines. Adam assumes this applies to all the lines including the bathrooms... maybe he shouldn't have waited last minute to tell Lucifer he has to pee

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    04 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Lucifer accidentally stumbles into a secret meeting when he investigates a break-in at the Heaven Embassy between two of the biggest pains in his life.

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    04 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    Lucifer meant it when he said he was gonna fuck Adam, and boy does he keep his word.

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    04 Nov 2025