Dead_Mans_Run



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    Welcome to the Ultimate Game.

    If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.

    For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.

    They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.

    Now, it’s time for El Plan.

    Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.

    Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.

    My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.

    Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Shane was lost in thought for a good ten minutes. Off-screen, Ilya sighed. “Bed now, зануда.”

    Shane barely reacted, just humming in acknowledgment. “Yeah, yeah, one more video.”

    Then silence. A long, stretching silence.

    Then the slow, horrifying realization.

    “Shane,” Ilya’s voice was suddenly sharp. “Is stream still on?”

    Shane’s stomach dropped. His finger touched the end stream button before he could see the chat.

    Fuck.

    followed by a BUNCH of reactions using social media

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    26 Jan 2026

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    In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

    feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
    gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy

    booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
    shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
    roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part 
    shane hollander: sweats nervously 

    (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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    24 Jan 2026

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    A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.

    When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.

    Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    This was supposed to be his and Shane’s year. Their first real season as a fully realized duo on the Ottawa Centaurs. The team no one believed in, the one they were determined to bring all the way to a Stanley Cup. But nothing could shake Ilya harder than learning he has a teenage son in Russia—one he never even knew existed. Suddenly their golden season becomes a rescue mission, and he and Shane are forced to face the one thing they thought they had years to prepare for…being parents.

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    A direct sequel to "The Long Game," where Ilya is suddenly the Papa of a thirteen-year-old boy with trust issues and Shane is along for the ride.

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    24 Jan 2026