Dead_Mans_Run



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    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

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    Ilya Rozanov’s husband sends him to the grocery store for basil under a time constraint.
    Unfortunately, Ilya grabs the first shirt he finds in Shane Hollander’s closet.
    Unfortunately, the shirt says HOLLANDER 24 on the back.
    Unfortunately, someone on hockey Twitter notices.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov accidentally outs his secret relationship with Shane Hollander while buying groceries.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Steal their Twitter formatting

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    Welcome to the Ultimate Game.

    If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.

    For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.

    They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.

    Now, it’s time for El Plan.

    Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.

    Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.

    My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.

    Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Shane was lost in thought for a good ten minutes. Off-screen, Ilya sighed. “Bed now, зануда.”

    Shane barely reacted, just humming in acknowledgment. “Yeah, yeah, one more video.”

    Then silence. A long, stretching silence.

    Then the slow, horrifying realization.

    “Shane,” Ilya’s voice was suddenly sharp. “Is stream still on?”

    Shane’s stomach dropped. His finger touched the end stream button before he could see the chat.

    Fuck.

    followed by a BUNCH of reactions using social media

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    26 Jan 2026

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    In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

    feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
    gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guy

    booboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
    shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
    roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part 
    shane hollander: sweats nervously 

    (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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    24 Jan 2026