DeconstructiveSin



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    “Alex?”

    Oh. Okay. Henry is a lot hotter in person. Like, way hotter. That should be illegal. He’s probably breaking the laws of physics or something. Alex is pretty sure one of Newton’s laws is along the lines of “an object cannot appear more attractive in person than in a photograph.” Yet, here Henry is, looking like a Greek god so, what does Newton know? He died a virgin, anyway.

    “Hi,” he says because apparently, Henry’s attractiveness melted his brain, and he no longer has a functioning vocabulary. How the fuck is he supposed to live with this guy? He’s going to flunk out at the end of the first semester because seeing Henry every morning will make him forget everything he has ever learned about Constitutional law. This is ridiculous. Alex isn’t even gay.


    In which Alex meets his new very attractive roommate through Reddit, downloads Grindr, and discovers some things about himself and his roommate in the process.

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    [Originally written around 2003; reposting here now.]

    Sam witnesses Frodo having one of THOSE dreams. Much awkwardness and misunderstanding and hotness ensues.

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    18 May 2023

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    Frodo and Sam take a walking trip and stay at a remote romantic inn.

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    For ten years, all Frodo knew was misery and pain. Captured too far from the Shire and sold into slavery, his masters enjoyed watching the little halfling squirm and cry out in his agony. Over his tenure as a slave, he’d had many cruel owners and when the Steward of Gondor stopped at his pen in the market one day, he didn’t expect anything to change. Thankfully, he’d never been more wrong.

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    “Becoming a mentor is the responsibility of all 1st Class SOLIDERs, Zack. Taking on a student teaches leadership skills, responsibility and-“

    Zack rolls his eyes, having already drowned out Angeal’s lecture as he stares absentmindedly across the training floor.

    Where he sees him - 3rd Class SOLIDER Cloud Strife - infamous for all the wrong reasons; who had just been thrown nearly halfway across the room by one of his classmates.

    Zack opens his mouth and speaks the moment the thought pops into his head, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth;

    “I can pick anyone I want, right?”

    [AKA: you know every single plot point in both crisis core and ff7? no u don’t. never happened]

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    05 Feb 2023