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    Harvey has vanished completely from Two-Face's mind for nearly two months. Two months of silence that at first he adored, but now he can't stand it. Now he needs help and the person he goes to is Bruce.

    TW: mentions of Suicide and attempts of one. Mentions of dark topics and violence!

    There will be smut at some point, but it will be put in a separate chapters and marked! (not important to the plot and easily skipped over without missing important information!!

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    18 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    “So, not that I’m complaining, or anything,” Gaz starts, and Soap knows he’s in for it, “But how come I’m not being traumatized by sexual harassment on the comms anymore?”

    Soap chews his eggs slowly, because Gaz is his best mate, and he doesn’t want to lie to him, but it’s not exactly as if he can just say “Icarus’d it, mate, flew too close to the damn sun and got burnt and now it’s over.”

    He shrugs a little instead, obfuscates, says, “Dunno.”

    “Well that’s bollocks,” Gaz scoffs, “Wanna try again?”

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    17 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Through half awareness you felt the bed dip behind you as Konig joined you on the dusty old mattress. Full kit now removed, but mask still on. A soft mutter of something in German that didn’t even register before you were fully out cold.

    König lay back on the pillows and turned to you, watching your body shift with each breath. Your back was turned to him, but that didn’t deter him from looking. Raking down your body and delighting in the small sliver of skin exposed from your rucked up shirt. Just a glimpse of soft flesh that had him grinning under the hood.

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    How can poor König resist with such a delicious little thing sharing his bed. He doesn't even mind sharing you with his Lieutenant.

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    25 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    So he backs off when Ghost does, jokes instead of flirts and holds his breath through the agonising wait until Ghost lets him in close again.

    Waits to know if he’ll let him close again.

    It’s almost anticlimactic, the end of their dance; his delicate steps and looping logic to work out why bulldozed as Ghost comes out one random night and says, “I can’t fuck.”

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    06 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Well I read this one without checking the tags (link from tumblr) and let me tell you I WAS NOT expecting gun fucking but it was a pleasant surprise

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    He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Although…there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: I’m here, I’m a part of this song too.

     

    After a near-fatal injury, John MacTavish finds himself back in his hometown in Scotland. Fresh off an untimely discharge, he's forced to cope with disability, his dysfunctional family, and the lingering knowledge that there are some things he's just not ready to leave behind...

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    23 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OH MY FUCKIGM GOD HOW DID I NOT HAVE THIS BOOKMARKED ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK