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MAKING OUT (while the world collapses) by DerpyMcMerky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“I just want to go out and have fun,” and forget, Sirius wanted to add. “You don’t have to come–hell, no one has to come, but that’s what I’m doing.”
Sirius lifted his head to glare, unblinking, at Remus as he stood like a lemon in the middle of the room. He wasn’t going to throw away celebrating his birthday, not because of this war. Not because of what happened on Halloween. He couldn’t—he needed something to look forward to. Maybe it was stubbornness, but Sirius didn’t care.
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Or: a fic of the First Wizarding War, of stolen young adulthood, of Sirius Black’s hedonistic thirst for fun and hunger for partying in spite of the collapsing peace in the Wizarding World, from the Marauder’s last day of Hogwarts, to the 31st October 1981.
Title taken from Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan
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FULLY FINISHED, and will be uploading a chapter bi weekly (aiming for thrusdays and monday!)
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“Remus… Remus, wake up!” A sing-song voice pulled Remus from sleep. “It’s Christmas! Wake up…”
His eyes focused on Sirius’s grinning face and matching snowflake pyjamas, and he couldn’t help but grin back. Rubbing his eyes, he sat up, his hip not in too much pain.
“Happy Christmas, mate.”
Sirius was glowing with excitement. “Happy Christmas, Moony!”
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OR a muggle au where Sirius and Remus are the only two in their house staying at school over the Christmas holidays. Sirius is almost too excited for the big day itself, and Remus is in chronic pain (yippee!) and can't keep up with him.
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"We're going to dance!" Sirius looked at Marlene to confirm this, and she was gulping back her drink. She grinned and nodded, placing the empty glass on the bar. "Moony, will you dance with us?"
"Absolutely not," Remus said.
"Later! You won't escape me!"
The Marauders and girls on a night out, where Sirius wants to get shitfaced and Remus is very concerned for his general wellbeing.
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Wolfstar! That's it. With a fat helping of jily.
They get better as you go, I've written these over several months. And they're all unconnected unless stated.
General warnings:
Theft, underage drinking, underage smoking/drug usage, internalized homophobia, talk about sex a lot, swearing
(will add as I go if needed, and there will be TWs and CWs at the beginning of each one shot, if it needs one!"Enjoy!! x
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There’s also been the moments of cozy silence between the two, watching the sun slowly descend as smoke wisps into the air. Actually, it’s been more Steve staring at Eddie while Eddie looks out. It’s those strange little flips of his stomach and that unidentifiable emotion that has Steve observing the way the rosy light captures Eddie’s face. There’s something about the way Eddie looks so serene in those moments, his brown eyes reflecting the light, his hair resting so perfectly. Steve’s thoughts seem to be filled with Eddie more and more and he’s not sure what to do about it. He’s not sure he’s even mad about it either.
(or the four times steve doesn't follow eddie, and the one time he does.)
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04 Jan 2026
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They meet at a party. Steve takes Eddie home. It's not what you think but it's also exactly what you think.
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- Part 1 of The Brain Rot is Real: Steddie Stories
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30 Dec 2025
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Munson brings his mouth so close to Steve’s that their lips brush. He exhales out and Steve breathes in the smoke. The jock’s lightheaded, but he can’t tell if it’s the weed or the proximity to Munson. Maybe it’s both.
Munson lingers close, whispering a hair’s breadth from Steve’s lips, “Trick #1: Shotgunning.”
Steve gulps, throat sticky. He opens his eyes, looking into Munson’s dilated pupils. The metalhead’s gaze is intense as he seemingly stares directly into Steve’s soul. The world around them comes to a stop.
Munson’s voice trembles, “Tell me I’m not reading this wrong.”
“You’re not.”
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Eddie gives Steve a blowjob at the drug dealing picnic table
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27 Dec 2025
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“I saw him in the papers recently – some ministry thing, nothing sordid or scary – and he’s lost it all!”
“Er, lost all of what?” Remus questioned, still not having made the mental leap that Mary had done in the subjects of conversation. Looking at the faces of the other two people in the room, he wasn't the only one.
Martin Davies had been fit, back in the day, and was an excellent kisser, if Remus recalled correctly. Judging by the scowl on his partner’s face, Sirius was now also recollecting the fact that Martin Davies was an excellent kisser, though his information was secondhand and had largely come from Remus in their fifth year.
“His hair!” Mary squealed, far too happy at the prospect of male-pattern baldness.It's James and Lily's wedding, and Remus is grappling with the realisation that this might be the only time he'll ever get to stand with Sirius at an altar.
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- Part 7 of New Traditions
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24 Dec 2025
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heart on my sleeve (it's yours) by canismajorlupin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Nov 2025
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His dear old mother spent quite the time in making sure he represses it all, but after the last dreadful summer —bit of an understatement, that— that led him to the front porch of the Potters’ house, he has decided that his heart is his one act of rebellion that he will never give away. The entire world will have to pry Sirius' heart from his very dead cold fingers before he stops using it.
Except, it hasn’t been feeling like it’s his anymore. His heart, that is.
(Or, Sirius pines, Remus got hit with a Chatter-Choke Curse, and oh how wonderful it is being in love with your best friend.)
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24 Dec 2025