DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
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A Nightmare Meant For Two by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandoms: Little Nightmares (Video Games), Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
22 Oct 2023
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A fizzling, static pop of a TV screen. A field of bear traps. A tower. A signal that draws all to it...
And a detective and shark trapped in the middle of a less than wholesome adventure to escape this twisted, terrifying nightmare world they've found themselves in. Can't be too bad, though, after all...
Some nightmares are meant for two. -
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Mococo was someone people liked to call simple. She was wild, a little boneheaded and excitable, but simple-minded, at least, that’s what she remembered being called when they were locked up.
There’s nothing simple about their imprisonment though. Nothing simple about how the more they stayed, the more people she met, and the more she didn’t like being here.
And there was nothing simple about the cruelty they were trapped in.
…Just need a way out.
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oh my god mumei's fucking dead by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
01 Apr 2023
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The knife burned hot, drawing a pained whine. Mumei stared down blankly at it from her place on the floor, at the blade digging into her side, the floor stained red…
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This World Is Not My Home by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
29 Mar 2023
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It’s hard to plant roots when you’re just a tumbleweed blowing from one place to the next. Harder when you were torn out of the ground from the roots when you were far too young for it to be anything but a cruel injustice.
Amelia Watson doesn’t belong anywhere, really. Everything is temporary, nothing is promised. Some day, her own time will come, or, worse, her own timeline will turn to sand between her fingers and blow away in the wind…
Until the end of time. -
Homesick by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster for flighter312
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
19 Feb 2023
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Fauna comes back from a week long trip to a very VERY clingy girlfriend. Safe to say she’s not getting anything done today with her favorite snake coiled around her waist.
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EN Groupchat And Beyond! by DerpySlurpyTheDerpMaster
Fandom: HoloCouncil, HoloEN, Hololive, Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Hololive En, holoMyth, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
21 Jan 2023
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You know how sometimes events are mentioned in the Groupchat sometimes? Yeah this is to keep the stories it references together alongside stories that spawn from events that happen in it that I either felt needed more elaboration or that they'd make for a fun oneshot or something. Happy reading!
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”You’re doing it again,” Nefer suddenly said, her voice low.
Lauma blinked. “Doing what?”
”Watching me like i’m going to break.”
”I’m not,” Lauma said gently. “I’m watching you like i care.”
Nefer’s lips twitched. “That’s worse.”
Lauma smiled into her tea. ”You didn’t use to mind.”
”I didn’t use to be blind.”
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03 Nov 2025
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That’s just how Lauma was — a caretaker, to a fault. Only Nefer didn’t particularly like being cared for. “You should go back to the Frostmoon Scions.”
Lauma chuckled lightly. “Good morning to you, too.”
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After the fight with Rerir, Lauma stays by Nefer's side as she recovers.
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- Part 2 of verdant dew
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03 Nov 2025
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Jahoda did not know what to expect when she was given a special assignment from her boss. She could never have guessed that her boss would have her pose as her lover for a party. This was both daunting and tempting to Jahoda, seeing as how she had feelings for Nefer. Ever the reliable employee, she wouldn't dream of disappointing her crush/boss.
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29 Oct 2025
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tear to pieces, this worst of nights by maze_miro
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Nefer thinks she’s going to be sick. She grips the report in her hand so tightly that her fingers tremble and draw creases in the paper, and if it isn’t important evidence she’s sure she would have ripped it apart and thrown it into the air.
How could they do this to Lauma? How could they go after the one person that stood for nothing but peace and unity?
Lauma, targeted for her blood, has just barely been rescued from the Experimental Design Bureau.
Nefer refuses to confront her feelings, Lauma refuses to make it any easier for her, and the incident brings them closer than ever before.
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28 Oct 2025
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Jahoda stared at her, incredulous. “You’re— you’re jealous?”
“I am… unfamiliar with that term’s sensation,” Ineffa said carefully, “but I believe it applies.”
Jahoda laughed once, incredulously, not cruelly, but from disbelief. “Archons, Ineffa, you’re impossible! You can’t just— you don’t feel things like that. You’re a—”
She stopped herself before saying the word machine, but the silence finished it for her.
The faint glow behind Ineffa’s eyes dimmed. “I see.”
Or: Sometimes Jahoda wishes she could shut her big, stupid mouth. Luckily, Ineffa has a way of shutting it for her.
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24 Oct 2025