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    Wangji looks up from where she’s buried in between Wei Ying’s legs. Wei Ying is wide eyed, paused to stillness, the same as her brother and Nie Mingjue in the doorway.
    “This isn’t what it looks like.” She says calmly.
    Lan Xichen makes a dying noise.
    Nie Mingjue raises an eyebrow. “It looks like you were eating out your secretary on your multimillion desk.”

    Lan Wangji blinks, considering, then nods. “Then it’s exactly what it looks like.”
    or,
    President Lan is, really, really into her Secretary.

    2)
    Attempted shovel talks and a proposal.

    3)
    “Is jiejie buying A-Ying?” Wei Ying sniffs, looking confused.
    Wangji opens her mouth, closes it. Opens it again. “I am.” She confirms.

    “Okay!” Wei Ying beams now, voice still a little teary but eyes happy. “Will jiejie keep A-Ying then?”

    “Forever.” Wangji chokes out.

    4)
    “How do I kill someone?” 

    Lan Qiren starts hacking his lungs out. Her father pauses pouring the tea.

    Lan Yi meets her eyes, calmly.  “What height and weight are we talking kiddo?”

    (Wangji becomes Class President and gains a taste for leadership. Lan Yi may or may not be an assassin)

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    “But it’s not!” he protests, rather more loudly than he had intended. “I had family! Parents, and cousins, and uncles, a-a-and a granny, and they are all dead and I don’t even- I can’t even remember them! My only memories of them are my worst nightmares!”
    He sobs, blinking at the tears that keep on welling up in his eyes.
    “I’m the last one” he whispers. “There’s no one else left, and I can’t remember.”

    Lan Sizhui wakes up from a nightmare and finds himself seeking out comfort in the only place he knows he will find it.

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    This is a collection of stories where each chapter is a separate story told from a different character's point of view. Chapter 1 is Lan Sizhui, chapter 2 is Lan Zhan, chapter 3 is Wei Ying, chapter 4 is Lan Xichen, and chapter 5 is Nie Huaisang. Additional chapters may be added in the future.

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    Harry doesn't Apparate to the roof of his school when running away from Dudley and his gang, but to an empty Grimmauld Place. The house raises him, with some help from Black portraits, and then Harry happens to everyone else.

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    Something shifts in Lan Wangji’s face. He takes a deep breath, as if steading himself, and then asks, “Is this a kidnapping?”

    “What?” Wei Wuxian cries. “No! Are you crazy? Of course not!” Kind of though, really, if Wei Wuxian thinks about it.

    “My family is wealthy. My appearance makes that wealth evident. Am I being taken hostage to be held for ransom?” Lan Wangji holds himself very straight, the tension clear through his body.

    “Aiya!” Wei Wuxian waves his hands in front of his face. “I promise you, this is not a kidnapping! There’s no ransom.”

    “Then I am free to leave?” Lan Wangji demands.

     

    Wei Wuxian is dead, but he isn’t ready to reincarnate. Instead, he gets a job transporting the newly dead to the underworld. It’s a fairly standard gig until one night when he ends up with a newly deceased passenger who is both the most handsome and most stubborn person he has ever met. Will he be able to convince Lan Wangji that they’re both dead? And why does he feel so drawn to the man?

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    While travelling alone, Wei Wuxian finds a baby animal in need of rescue. If he'd realized in the moment what kind of animal it was, he probably wouldn't have picked it up...

    Or Wei Wuxian accidentally adopts a puppy and life instantly becomes a lot more complicated from there.

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