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  1. Rec 22

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    Damien Moreau is a fucking terrible shot. After experiencing the extent of Moreau's aiming incompetence, Eliot takes it onto himself to instill in the man some proper gun sense.

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    09 Jun 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    A man has his limits of tolerance, and Eliot, Parker, and Hardison are trying Nate this morning. Things get a bit unhinged. (Or: There's no other way to say this: this fic contains a many thousands of words long Fully Choreographed Musical Number about Eliot being an unrepentant sub, and somehow this is also a character(s) study with deep feelings thereby taking the crack treated seriously tag to a whole new level of wtf-ery.)

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    04 Apr 2024

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    He's waited four-ever.

    NASA doesn't know Watney is alive. How will trying to survive in total isolation until Ares 4 change him? What new challenges will he face? Can he make it 1408 sols without completely losing himself?

    For god's sake, someone send him a new mix-tape.

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    14 Feb 2024

  4. Rec 52

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    "Oh, man- you don't get it, do you? Eliot's not like other fighters. He doesn't play games. He fights to survive, that's his training! It takes all his control not to kill somebody. You've just made him more dangerous. You've taken the safety off the gun!"

    After the Tap-Out Job, Nate reflects on how things went horribly, terribly wrong, and how Eliot is always a little too eager to take a beating when his team needs him to

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    07 Dec 2022

  5. Rec 36

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    When a new shop moves in next door to the bar, Parker and Breanna’s taste for sweets may be the first reason why they become friends with her, but the thief soon realises there’s something else their chocolate-making neighbour could be to at least one member of the team. A member of the team who has seemed a little... off, since a certain someone she wasn’t allowed to hang off a roof...

    (Yep I did a Redemption era fic...I’d apologise, except I kind of enjoyed this one even if it got away from me. It was supposed to be a one shot. Whoops.)

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    13 Feb 2022