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"If you had asked a teenaged Toni Topaz where she thought she would be at age 24, she’s not really sure what her answer would have been, but it probably would not have been where she actually is right now:
Bartending seven days a week at a hole-in-the-wall bar on the South Side of Chicago."
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WRITING PROMPT CHALLENGE | PROMPT #2: COFFEE SHOP AU
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This Town Has Its Claws Buried In My Neck by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
23 Oct 2021
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He knows the words by heart – has known them since he was a child.
Still hears them in his Mom’s voice.
Violence is only the answer when, not only words have failed, but every other option has too.
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WRITING PROMPT CHALLENGE | PROMPT #1: "We should probably leave, before we start a scandal."
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I don't wanna be alone on New Year's Eve (Do you even wanna be with me?) by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
10 Sep 2021
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"Cheryl’s not sure what she’s walking into at the high school come Monday morning, what the fallout from her festivities has come to mean for them all."
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Cheryl and Toni find their way back to each other a year later. Alternatively Titled: How Cheryl Learns To Make Amends
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I want it with everything in me to one day just say that I ride with you by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
27 Feb 2021
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"It takes them about 5 hours to get to New York City."
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The Road-Trip
↳ Riverdale → NYC → Philly → D.C. → Georgia → Orlando → Miami → Fort Lauderdale → Alabama → NOLA → Houston → Austin → Somewhere in Texas → El Paso → Somewhere in Arizona → Los Angeles → Santa Monica → FIN
Sequel to: "I should go, it's getting late (But I'ma keep on dancing 'till I feel okay)"
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I found it hard to find someone like you by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
25 Sep 2020
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“'Actually, I’m not even that surprised. Riverdale...' Toni begins to say just as the Welcome to the Town with Pep! sign comes into view. 'It’s not what you’d expect.'”
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When Jason Blossom goes missing, FBI Agent Toni Topaz must return to her hometown and face her demons if she wants to find out the truth about what really happened to the Blossom Maple Farms heir.
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Wait a minute! I think I left my consciousness in the Sixth Dimension by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
12 Jan 2020
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"'Right,' Toni Topaz drawls, unimpressed. 'And I’ve been accepted into your boarding school. Sorry, magic boarding school,” she continues, her tone very much conveying just how much she doesn’t believe a word out of this woman’s mouth."
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SEASON 2 REIMAGINED | Episode 2x16 → Harry Potter AU
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- Part 6 of Lately, I ain't been in my feelings 💫
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"The heir to the Blossom Maple Farms is missing. Jason Blossom, 23, was last seen two nights ago exiting his newest club, RUBY, on the Upper East Side in Manhattan. Authorities say he was last spotted getting into an UberLUX with his twin sister, socialite Cheryl Blossom, at about 3:00am."
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SEASON 2 REIMAGINED | Episode 2x15 → The EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT AU
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- Part 5 of Lately, I ain't been in my feelings 💫
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I feel you in my heart and I don't even know you by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
09 Dec 2019
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"In this world, every human has a physical manifestation of their own soul called a dæmon. These dæmons take the shape of an animal, usually of the opposite sex of the human, and accompany them at all times. But more than just companions, dæmons are not separate beings – they are you.
One being in two bodies. A soul in animal form. An extension of you."
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SEASON 2 REIMAGINED | Episode 2x14 → The Dæmons AU
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- Part 4 of Lately, I ain't been in my feelings 💫
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You got a look in your eyes (I knew you in a past life) by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
30 Nov 2019
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"On her way out, Toni glances at Betty’s chart on the board again and finds herself annoyed once more at how Betty has labeled it:
The Fire Nation’s Arrival
Arrival.
History really is written by the victors."
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SEASON 2 REIMAGINED | Episode 2x11 → Avatar: The Last Airbender AU
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- Part 3 of Lately, I ain't been in my feelings 💫
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There’s Blood in the Water but It Tastes So Sweet by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
26 Nov 2019
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"Cheryl truly doesn’t know how a vampire like Reggie can stand to be in the presence of such annoying creatures. Truly, Cheryl can barely tolerate the fae and they’re still miles ahead of her tolerance for wolves. If it were up to Cheryl, she’d only interact with fellow vampires, but alas, the school is filled to the brim with all sorts of creatures. And as far as Cheryl’s concerned? They definitely do not need more – even less so if they’re a pack of mutts."
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SEASON 2 REIMAGINED | Episode 2x10 → Vampires and Werewolves and Fae, Oh My! AU
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- Part 2 of Lately, I ain't been in my feelings 💫
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"This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government.
A lone speaker on a utility pole crackles out the garbled message, but at this point in their lives? They all know it by heart. In truth, all they’re really waiting for is the siren.
That distinctive, bone-chilling, blood-curdling, siren."
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SEASON 2 REIMAGINED | Episode 2x06 → The Purge AU
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- Part 1 of Lately, I ain't been in my feelings 💫
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"'Toni, I’m not a monster….Am I?'
She knows it’s absurd, to try to define the content of her character based on one singular question—
And yet."
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Betty reflects on who she is and the things she's done as she sends Toni into the belly of the beast.
AKA Betty guides Toni through her initiation into The Farm.
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You've walked out a hundred times (How was I supposed to know this time that you wouldn't call?) by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
20 Mar 2019
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"She stays behind to clean up.
She has no interest in having to give Veronica specifics, so she might as well get it all done now.
(It’s not like she has anywhere else to be.)"
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The day after the breakup – for Toni.
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I should go, it's getting late (But I'ma keep on dancing 'till I feel okay) by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
14 Jan 2019
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"Two days later, Cheryl joins Toni over at the Serpents Camp and she finds herself staring at what's to be her new bike."
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Everything that happens just before Cheryl and Toni head off for their Epic Summer Road-Trip. AKA Some of the conversations that I want Cheryl and Toni to have. (And yet there's still so many more left!)
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I'm a little bit holy water, but still a little bit burning man by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)
07 Nov 2018
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"As the two reach the truck they see Mustang and Tony pulling Tony's older brother Thomas Topaz Jr. – the Serpent King – out of the truck bed.
He's drenched in blood."
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{AU} As the Topaz family falls apart, F.P. Jones II rises as the Serpent King.
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"'Did you know?'
Toni's head snaps up quickly at Cheryl's question. Cheryl repeats herself, 'Did you know? That Jason was down there the entire time?'"
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Before officially joining the Serpents, there are some things Cheryl needs to know.
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TWO YEARS GONE (CAME BACK AS SOME BONES AND SO CYNICAL) by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Pretty Little Liars
02 Nov 2018
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"And that makes Spencer truly loathe herself, because stacking her own insecurities and seeing how they measure up against Alison is one thing, but her gut feeling that given the chance of something with Alison against the certainty of everything with Spencer - the possibility that Emily might even slightly hesitate?
It would kill Spencer."
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An {AU} One-Shot.
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"'Yes, Emily. For the thousandth time, Alison likes girls too. Trust me. Or if not, trust Caleb who heard it from Toby Cavanaugh, who heard it from his girlfriend Spencer Hastings, aka Alison's best friend,' Hanna sighs."
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An {AU} One-Shot.
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Is it wrong if I tell you that I love you? (Even though I'd never do it when I'm sober) by DistractionCake
Fandoms: Pretty Little Liars
31 Oct 2018
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"She hovers over the pictures for a second before clicking to enlarge them. Her breath catches in her throat. In the pictures Alison is holding hands with…another girl."
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An {AU} One-Shot.
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Who are we to find ourselves in other people's beds? by DistractionCake
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
20 Sep 2016
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"As the doors to the Throne Room open, Clarke feels all the air leave her lungs. There, strewn across the floor, are all the Natblidas."
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The aftermath of 3x07.
(Sorry.)