6 Works by Do_Droca
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It begins, as most things begin, with Donghyuck, and ends with a browless Jisung.
Or: Donghyuck is eager to expand his services so Donghyuck's Salon evolves into Donghyuck's Barber Shop, like a fucked up Pokemon, or something.
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- Part 6 of The Wonderful Joys of Parenthood
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Jaemin turns his head to the side just so he can look at Donghyuck, though all he really wants is to shove his face into the pillow and scream. "You don't understand, Hyuck," he tells him, downright miserable.
"Hell yeah I don't," the other replies. "Who the fuck would wanna date Jeno? He's the embodiment of cardboard."
"I would."Or: Life of Nomin, the densest couple (of besties)
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- Part 5 of The Wonderful Joys of Parenthood
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Jung Taeyong is on the verge of a mental breakdown. Perhaps letting Seo Donghyuck in his house is the lesser of two evils if the alternative is dealing with a leaking refrigerator for another week and a husband who doesn't seem to hear a thing he is saying.
Or: As long as their old fridge is still in semi-decent shape, Jaehyun won't buy a new one, so Taeyong pays Donghyuck to do what he does best—fuck shit up.
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- Part 4 of The Wonderful Joys of Parenthood
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Johnny treats himself with a new barbecue grill and hosts a small party to flaunt his brilliant purchase, but as per usual, things start to go south an hour or so into their little gathering. Doyoung is late, Jisung gets stuck in a tree, and Yuta—in a failed attempt to fit into the whole family barbecue ordeal—shows up with a child.
The kid is not Yuta's, though, and to make things even worse, Yuta does not whose it is, either.
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- Part 3 of The Wonderful Joys of Parenthood
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Of Malice, Lice, and Ten's Questionable Parenting Skills by Do_Droca
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
16 Oct 2020
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After Donghyuck shaves Jaemin's head bald, Jaemin is in danger of getting detention due to their school's strict regulations regarding hairstyles. So Taeyong, Jaemin's father, lies to the teachers claiming Donghyuck gave his son lice to avoid him getting in trouble, as every sane parent would do, getting Donghyuck into trouble instead, and chaos ensues.
Alternatively: Ten's guide on how to deal with being a single parent of a demon because Johnny does virtually nothing except panic
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- Part 2 of The Wonderful Joys of Parenthood
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Taeyong gives his kids some cash and tells them to go and get a haircut. One of them comes back looking like a monk, and the other still seems homeless.
(15/07/20 was bored. finally read this through again. did some light editing.)
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- Part 1 of The Wonderful Joys of Parenthood