Dobermann
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
It is with an exasperated sigh that I introduce you to an official thread for this guy. We've discussed it and we've decided that this is the only way we can stop you guys from derailing threads to complain about this guy. By mod decree, all Mr Fell complaining, griping, bitching, grousing, and miscellaneous butthurt now belongs in THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.
The forumgoers of The Codex, a forum for rare book hunters, come to some very interesting conclusions about the personal life of one Mr Fell of Soho. (Inspired by a tumblr post.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,680
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 426
- Kudos:
- 9,620
- Bookmarks:
- 2,003
- Hits:
- 55,546
Bookmarked by Dobermann
03 Sep 2020
-
Tags
Summary
“Who would win: Aziraphale or Crowley.”
“Oh!” Aziraphale startles. “Well—such a question. It’s not as though either of us has engaged in so much as fisticuffs in ages, and one does need to keep up practice with these sorts of things.” His fretting dies abruptly when Crowley cuts over him clearly, baldly: “Aziraphale.”
Aziraphale’s mouth clicks shut, and he goes so still that the group is forcibly reminded that ethereal beings don’t technically need to breathe, have a heartbeat, or even metabolize energy to exist. Beside him, Crowley’s stiffened up and his lips pull back from his teeth in a toe-curling wince.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,739
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 235
- Kudos:
- 3,641
- Bookmarks:
- 975
- Hits:
- 29,011
Bookmarked by Dobermann
01 Sep 2020
-
Tags
Summary
There's nothing like a bit of interdimensional anonymous sex, when you've been rejected by the angel you're in love with.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,595
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 306
- Kudos:
- 1,063
- Bookmarks:
- 180
- Hits:
- 5,616
Bookmarked by Dobermann
01 Sep 2020
-
Tags
Summary
Jim made a beeline for the shelves he had browsed earlier, carefully and silently removing several books and stuffing them in his bag. A few shelves over he could hear John doing the same, and when Jim’s bag was full of valuable books he made his way over to his partner.
John looked up from where he was crouching on the floor, two books in hand. “I can only fit one more, and I can’t figure out which one is more valuable,” he whispered.
Jim rolled his eyes and crouched beside him, squinting in the dark to try to look. “It doesn’t really matter,” he said. “Just pick one to steal, we're going to be rich either way—”
“WHAT IN HEAVEN DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”
[Two humans attempt to rob Aziraphale's shop. It goes about as well as one would expect]
Bookmarked by Dobermann
01 Sep 2020
-
Lock, Shop, and Two Sleeping Bodies by ImprobableDreams900
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2016
Tags
Summary
Above sends an angel to check in on Aziraphale, but when she arrives, Aziraphale isn't exactly what you'd call alone.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,620
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 36
- Kudos:
- 1,978
- Bookmarks:
- 228
- Hits:
- 13,984
Bookmarked by Dobermann
27 Aug 2020