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One Witcher's shit shoveler is another Witcher's treasure by Scarlet_Angel_13
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2025
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Being yelled at for someone else's problems suck. Jaskier had a good thing going for him and he blames Borch three jackdaws for his troubles. He should be traveling around seeing the best and worse of the continent with his very best friend in the whole wide world. Instead he get's ditched, rescues a few Witcher's and has to play match maker. Jaskier did not sign up to play Therapist for every Witcher on the thrice damned Continent. He should have just stayed in Oxenfurt. At least they appreciate his genius.
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Death to the Details by StarsInMyDamnEyes
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 May 2025
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Jaskier had quickly abandoned the Path once he was out in the world. He’d chosen a name, and pursued what he truly wanted in life - and it was music, not fighting monsters, because of course it was - and he’d only deigned to act as a witcher until he gathered the not insignificant amount of coin needed to buy himself not only a glamour but the discretion of its creator, which had cost almost as much as the damn thing itself.
If anyone who’d ever known him could see him now, he doubted they’d be too surprised.
Jaskier is a witcher by nature, a bard by choice, and a general nuisance by sheer force of personality.
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We aren't meant for Fairy Tales by ZeusPeanut
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Oct 2025
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Jaskier knows that as a Fae he should stay as far from Witchers as he can. But then he crosses paths with Geralt and well...Jaskier never has done what he should. How can he say no when he's faced with the swirling vortex of destiny that is the White Wolf?
So what he has to work twice as hard to conceal his identity? So what Geralt might kill him or run him off if he finds out that Jaskier isn't a mere human bard? Jaskier's never been happier. Which means it's only a matter of time before something comes along to screw that up for him. -
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Gallaghers pop into existence all the goddamn time, the last one was black for Christ's sake! This time though? Monica drops off a 15 year old, northside raised, gay redhead that she just got custody of after a car crash killed the kid's family.
Thing is, Ian is not dealing with the loss very well, honestly, he's not dealing at all. He's just running away from his past and drowning himself in his new life, which mostly means he's quick to make himself Fiona's other pillar of support, Lip's partner in crime and Mandy's fake boyfriend.
All the same, Ian Gallagher fits himself into the South Side like he was always meant to be there but it isn't until Mickey Milkovich happens that life really begins again.
(Please check the notes for details about the slight canon divergence)
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How Do You Prove That You're Enough? by Cu3tieCu3pcake
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Jul 2025
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Atsushi Nakajima is just twelve when he gets kicked out of the orphanage for what he is, but nobody ever decides to tell him. Funny thing is, he was kept in that basement for so long, he trusts them when they say he is sixteen, and old enough to live out on his own, and he believes them. He doesn’t feel ready, he never has.
For two long years, he roams towns, trying to find some way to start his life over. He doesn’t know why he does it, but every night, he makes himself sleep somewhere he can’t see the stars. But it’s still not enough, and the tiger continues to follow him everywhere he runs.
Usually, it shows up when he’s in danger, and then it goes foggy, but he’s safe again.
But then he finds himself in Yokohama, and fighting amongst the other street rats proves to be harder than expected in this weakened state of his. He is certain that this is the end, and that eighteen was about as long someone like him was ever going to be allowed to live.
Well at least until he sees a man going down a river.
And in the process, he drowns.
And his life changes forever.