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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Family has always been incredibly important to Ron.

    He loves both the families he has...had. Both lives. Ronald Weasley. Ronald Bones. He wouldn’t change anything for all the gold in Gringotts. Yet, every morning for the last three years he has sat at the table opposite Amelia, eaten his eggs and bacon, and held back tears because he knows that in thirty years every single person at the breakfast table, him included, will be dead.

    Or: In which Ron Weasley wakes up as Ronald Bones - the younger brother of Amelia and Edgar Bones - and waits to die.

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    16 Dec 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Oh fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
    Harry’s head pounded, the feeling amplified by the exponentially increasing volumes of the witch beside him.
    He moaned.
    He felt her hands over him, shaking his shoulders, “Harry? Harry!”
    He swatted at her, pushing her arms away, “Geroff, Hermione! I’m hungover enough as is,” he said, groaning as his temples throbbed once more.
    “What?”
    “I said I’m hungover enough! Stop–”
    His cheek burned furiously. Hermione had slapped him.
    He bolted up, turning to her with his mouth agape, “What the fuck?”
    “Oh, you idiot! You’re not hungover, we’re–we’re…bloody fucked,” she said, her hands covering her eyes. “We are so, horrendously fucked.”

    Harry and Hermione find themselves stuck in 1976 due to a Horcrux turned portkey turned time-turner, with no way to get home. In an effort make it back to present day and continue plotting Voldemort's demise, Hermione hatches a plan that requires her to befriend Regulus Black. And no, despite what Harry may suggest, whoring herself out is far beyond her moral caliber.

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    14 Dec 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    It’s finally done. Baji-san’s punches were incredibly painful. When I felt his punch against my skin, it felt like I was on the brink of heaven. Do the heavens even exist? That’s somewhat irrelevant. I didn’t expect Baji-san to betray Toman and betray me. He used me as a loyalty test to join Valhalla.

     

    That shit really hurts not gonna lie. And I don't mean physically.

     

    "What the hell happened to you?"

     

    A boy of average height has platinum blond hair and dark gray eyes. He wears the Furin High School uniform, which consists of a green Gakuran jacket layered over a gray hoodie, along with black jeans and black low-cut sneakers. He is also wearing a pair of headphones and sucking on a lollipop.

    The boy narrowed his eyes "You look shit".

     

    Or Chifuyu Matsuno accidentally meets his Cousin Kaji Ren and bonds with him and his friends. Oh, and a lot of Angst

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    13 Dec 2025

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    21, wtf how is this so good, like litarly so nice.

    Now need to se what happend when takemichi gets back after kicking out kisaki, but it's once again shit, but why?? Met with micky and see....

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    Since the beginning of time, humankind have been privy to a phenomenon unique to Earth; magic that allows those who are destined for one another to meet. Everyone has a soulmate, and the Soulbond makes them possible to find - the only caveat being that the Soulbond only activates if a Bonded Pair happen to come within a certain proximity to each other. With 8 billion people on the planet, the odds of running into your Soulmate seem pretty impossible...

    But then again, so does the entire concept of the Soul Swap: the universe's magical GPS that lets you know that you're within a couple hundred miles of your Soulmate.

    Not that any of it matters for someone like Lance. He's long given up on dreams of finding his One and Only, and besides! He's headed off to space; not necessarily by choice, sure - but it wasn't like he's going to find his Soulmate up in the stars.

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    (Or: When Soulmates come within close enough range of one another, they swap bodies, get a psychic link, and can only switch back once they make physical contact.

    Piece of cake.)

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    13 Dec 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    If you ever asked why Lance joined the garrison he would say because he wanted to be a pilot. But the real reason was because he longed for the stars. As cheesey as it was it was his real home. And even though now he's in the stars, he's too far to truely reach them in a way his heart desires.

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    Lance isn't doing so good, he never has

    Aka your typical Lance angst fic

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    11 Dec 2025

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