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The dark air weighs down on their shoulders, hunched over as they are. The only light is the one shining down on their hands, swiftly moving back and forth. Slowly the fabric in their hands, stiff and unyielding cotton, comes together to form a face. Finishing the doll is no work at all, and soon a little face of an ugly politician stares back up at them. Daniel Whitney, 54. This little doll shares the face of the man who has ruined the life of many, many people.
or: after the passing of the one and only person holding them back from villain-hood, Jordan makes use of their skills to make the world a better place. One doll at a time.
(Written for class - assignment was to write a self insert hero or villain, I did NOT do that lol - so if its a little odd that's why)
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Stoick has always feared that one day his son would find the black dragon-skin he kept in the oak chest at the foot of his bed.
He feared that his son would know immediately what that dragon-skin was for.
He feared that one day his son would don that skin, and discover he could turn himself into a dragon.
He feared that Hiccup would then fly off, and never been seen again.
Just as his mother had done.
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03 Mar 2026
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familiar (but this time i've had some practice) by aloneintherain
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
22 Mar 2019
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Every decade, three teenagers are dragged from the future and placed in their younger bodies to give predictions that will set the tone for the next ten years on Berk.
But how are three dragon riders supposed to give prophecy to a village full of dragon-hating vikings?
(Time travel AU)
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28 Feb 2026
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It's been six years since Hiccup died. It's been five years since the dragon attacks stopped. It's been three years since Astrid was named as Berk's new heir.
It's been approximately thirty-six hours since Astrid helped trap a Deadly Nadder.
Now, retribution has come.
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It's been six years since Hiccup ran away on the eve of his final exam. It's been five years since Hiccup defeated the Red Death. It's been three years since he killed Drago Bludvist.
It's been roughly eight hours since Hiccup set off for Berk.
The Dragon Master collects his dues.
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23 Feb 2026
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Always There by FlowLozul
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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Hiccup can choose wherever he goes. He has the ability to travel freely wherever he wants, through both the expansive lands and freeing skies. And yet, he wishes more than anything to stay with the one person who changed his life forever. And he does. He always does, and with it brings forth precious memories.
Even if he can’t say the words he truly wants to for Jack until the fateful time comes.. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock will be there by Jack Frost’s side.
An unofficial sequel fic inspired by “Of the Northmost Winds and Skies” by Xxiiyu.
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Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
Listen to the wonderful SANTAtheGREY's PODFIC HERE
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