Dumbass_cryptid
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Au where the recoms were grown on Pandora instead of Earth.
Seven year old Spider knows that his father will never wake up from his stasis pod. His dad is too bad to wake up although he doesn't know why. But after a system failure wakes Quaritch along with the other recoms, the Na'vi clones will work to find redemption among the people they hurt while Quaritch tries to navigate parenting Spider after his years as a neglected orphan
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Spider works up the courage to ask Quaritch about his mother. He’ll quickly learn that his mama was just as feral as he is.
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Blood Brothers (A Cabin in the Woods Au) by Dumbass_cryptid
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
07 Jan 2025
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Based off of a tumblr prompt.
When Spider's mom was struck and killed by a drunk driver she was pregnant with his little brother. In one life he died with his mother. In another he was saved.Basically this is just Cabin in the Woods if Spider had a little brother.
Now with bonus content!
2. Spider and Hunter's first talk after learning they're brothers
3. Quaritch sees an opportunity to get into Hunter's head
4. Spider prays to Eywa. Hunter asks to join
5. what happened to Spider in the basement
6. The boys meet their Uncle Lyle and Auntie Z
7. The boys first christmas together
8. Hunter asks about his mama
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Modern Au. After years of stalking, Spider is kidnapped by his estranged father and taken to a remote cabin in the woods where there is no escape
This was originally a one shot but now I've expanded it into a multi chapter fic that will eventually have a choose your own adventure style ending.
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Modern Au set in my Military Brat series.
Quaritch won't admit that he's depressed after the death of his wife. He won't admit that his two year old son has a problem despite his sleepless nights and acting out. They are fine. Totally fine.
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“Now tell me what has upset you. Did you see something unpleasant? It happens to us all. There is nothing to be scared of.”
As expected, his words are met with no reply. He pushes back the feeling of annoyance, and before he could open his mouth again, a large collage of thunder and lightning strike loudly, lighting up the entire room. The creature's eyes widen with pure terror and It's large hands go to cover his ears. Victor now realizes what the problem is.
“The storm? You are afraid of the storm?” He fails to hide the incredulousness in his voice.
OR: After Elizabeth and William meet the Creature, Victor has a change of heart and tries to be a better father to his son.
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11 Nov 2025
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Mother - A Frankenstein Story by DatabaseDragonQueen
Fandom: Frankenstein & Related Fandoms, Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
05 Jan 2026
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10 Nov 2025
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My father’s son. by Emissary_of_Avalon
Fandoms: Frankenstein & Related Fandoms, Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025), Frankenstein (2025), Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
22 Nov 2025
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Frankenstein (2025) au. Basically what if Victor did succeed in going back in for the creature and what specifically would shift in the story. Also for funsies Heinrich Halander is alive and will be a bit of a problem later.
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10 Nov 2025
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Force Bond by kittandchips
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Sep 2021
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This series is an AU about Vader raising a teenage Luke. Or, Vader has his orderly expectations of parenthood repeatedly destroyed by the bundle of adventure and love that is his offspring. Luke dares anyone to suggest they have problems when his father is a Sith Lord who works for evil incarnate.
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25 May 2024
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Miles doesn't know what a songcord is.
Spider has an awkward time explaining.
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18 Apr 2023