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    Five times Veers and Piett have a sexual encounter and one time they don’t. A story about the things you do for your damn job.

    Written for Imptober 2025.

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    So me and my friends are avid DND players. Most of the campaigns we have done can best be summed as "improvised shitposting". During one such campaign, we ended up creating "The Unified Territories of Gorbtopia", a technologically advanced empire with territories throughout both the galaxy and the multiverse that is led by a three-foot tall perpetually high gnome and his adopted schizophrenic daughter. The multiversal aspect of Gorbtopia swiftly led into jokes about Gorbtopia randomly appearing in far more serious works and franchises without explanation or context, which in turn led into me writing a stupid fic which may or may not culminate in Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, getting Judo-flipped by a three-foot tall gnome.

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    When Firmus glances over to the other bed, Tiaan is in the same position as him, and they make eye contact. Tiaan’s green eyes crinkle happily, and he gives one of his odd little posh waves.
    What is happening? Are they doing this synchronously?
    “I’m going to out-fuck you, Veers,” Conan says, very seriously. “Because I’m better than you, and because Tiaan is more of a pal than Firmus is.”
    “What is ‘out-fucking me’?” Max murmurs to Firmus.
    Firmus shrugs helplessly. “Why am I involved?”

    --
    When Max Veers comes to visit Firmus, Tiaan, and Conan at the Naval Academy, they're all excited to catch up. But Conan, convinced that he and Veers are involved in a psycho-sexual rivalry of masculinity, is ready to prove his worth by showing off how well he can see Tiaan off. Of course, Max and Firmus have to follow along, for comparison's sake. This obviously makes no sense... but Firmus, who's been admiring his roommates for quite some time, is hardly going to protest too much.

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    Veers and Piett find themselves struggling to survive in the aftermath of a battle with the Rebels.

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    “This is just one big pretending game!” Anakin burst out. “The Jedi Council pretends I'm not their slave; I pretend I'm not going to Fall soon; Obi-Wan pretends not to be on the verge of leaving the Order; Chancellor Palpatine pretends to have control on the Republic; Padmé pretends not to be in mortal danger; and you pretend that you are able to save everyone!”

    Ahsoka looks at him for a long time.

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    In the world where he was never free, a different kind of fear makes Anakin Skywalker rethink his relationship with the Jedi. The Rebellion is born a litte bit earlier and Palpatine, in meantime decides he can have not only Skywalker, but Tano and Kenobi as well.

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    As a cybernetics specialist for the Rebellion, you’re no stranger to the Empire’s casualties flooding your ward. But you never could have imagined that the destruction of the second Death Star and the victory over the emperor would bring your toughest challenge yet- both professionally and personally. Delivered by none other than Luke Skywalker, right into your ward.

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    Veers comes back after a rough mission. He'd forgotten that he'd loaned Piett his bed while he was gone.

     

    Imperial Kinktober 2025: day 13

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    Hands return to Piett's torso, still calm and reverent. They smooth over his chest, mapping his ribs, feeling the slight roll of softness along his belly. Piett's skin sings. Every place they touch feels claimed, but never taken. They’re learning his body with awe.

    “Can I…?” Covell’s hand hovers at the waistband of his breeches.

    “Yes,” Piett says, without any hesitation now.

    Piett joins the Herd as the Navy liaison for a week planet-side. He gets to experience the full depths of what it means to be the Herd's sailor.

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    Piett's shoulder gets dislocated in the field. What he does about it is more than a little medically unadvisable

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    Sequel to Star Wars Ep. 5: 'Jedi Assassin.' AU: following the battle at Cloud City, Vader confronts the fallout of his master's death. With Palpatine killed, Vader is the emperor's assumed successor. But, even as the Sith Lord faces off against traitors and challengers vying for the Imperial throne, he must still deal with the most dangerous opposition to his rule: his own son, the Jedi Assassin.

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    Piett is the only one who can assist Vader in dire circumstances.

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    Piett doesn't realize that Thrawn's in a controlling mood until he's pinned against the wall, stuck a hairsbreadth away from orgasm.

     

    Imperial Kinktober 2025: day 11

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    One of the bounty hunters Vader hired to track Skywalker decide to attempt a different bounty instead

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    Shmi Skywalker was sold before Anakin returned to Tatooine. Several years later, she was kidnapped by slavers and despaired of ever being free. Happily, the Axxilan Anti-Pirate Fleet intervened, rescuing Shmi and many others. A lonely young officer and a woman who believes herself alone in the galaxy strike up an unlikely friendship which deepens over the years-- until that shattering day when Shmi discovers she wasn't as alone as she thought.

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    Thrawn takes Piett on a date while they're on Csilla. They spot Thrawn's brother, out on a date of his own.

     

    Imperial Kinktober 2025: day 10

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    Luke tries to figure things out after Bespin, but opposing parties have different ideas in mind. Luckily, Luke's Sith Lord Father is around to save the day.

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    They share a quiet laugh between the both of them, the kind that instantly loosens tension. Piett shuffles under the blanket, making sure to grab a handful before Max can roll himself into it and leave him bare. Once Max has settled, Piett reaches out to stroke the bit of pudge sitting over the waistband of his underwear.

    “I liked the way Punch touched my shoulder,” he says, the confession coming more easily now Max has turned the lights off. “It felt…it felt like it didn’t cost him anything to do it.”

    “That’s because it didn’t,” Max says, suppressing an almighty yawn.

    “I want more of it,” Piett whispers, finally admitting to it.

    “Hmm, then so you will, sailor, and I’ll be right there.” Max rumbles, pulling him flush against his side.

    The Herd shares and Piett learns what that means.

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    Princess Leia has been abducted by the Crymorah Cartel. She discovers that her cell mate is an Imperial Captain who tries to persuade her to work together to escape.
    Meanwhile General Veers is searching for his kidnapped friend and runs into Luke Skywalker on a similar mission. They agree to work together to find the people dear to them, but the clock is ticking as Lord Vader has only given Veers seven days to find his friend

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    Once the second Death Star is complete, there will be no chance for the rebels to bring the Empire down. Both sides want nothing more than for the war to end on their own terms, but for some, war and a life of servitude is the only thing they know. Except for those who also know how meaningless their lives are when pitted against the powers harbored by the Sith and the Jedi. Five such Imperial officers have witnessed the death and torture of their peers at the hands of the Force and wonder if there is a purpose to be served in laying down their lives for an Empire that would not do the same for them, or if maybe the rebels' cause is starting to make more sense.

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