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  1. Public Bookmark 22

    Sine-Cosine qua non Intersections by ,

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    16 Apr 2023

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    At his first party in years and first time out in weeks, Dirk runs into his twin sister’s annoying straight ex and finds out that at some points in time, their curves converge. John and Dirk function in different patterns, but the result of that intersection is within the realm of achievable solutions, if complex.

    A DirkJohn get-together longfic that explores this AU more in-depth. Can be read independently, though. Pretty self-indulgent.

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    06 May 2025

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    Joker Over Knave by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    30 Dec 2012

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    You know that you and Egbert have radically different concepts of what, precisely, constitutes a prank.

    This does not discourage you in the slightest.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    Thoroughbred by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    21 Aug 2023

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    “Karkat,” he starts once you’ve acknowledged him — a sharp incline of your eyebrows, a silent but incredulous what? — “You got a second?”

    “Yeah, Dave,” you tell him. “I have approximately eight-six thousand of them today, and I’ve allocated each and every one of them to fucking deal with you. So, what’s up? What can I do for you? Can I make you coffee? Can I suck your cock?”

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    20 Jan 2024

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    Of Kingdoms and Dreams by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Dec 2023

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    Your name is John Egbert and you have no clue where you are.

    What happened to your room?  The layout is similar to what you’re used to, like the location of your bed in relation to the door, and your awesome magic chest next to the window.

    But where are your cool posters?  The walls look so empty without them?  What happened to your computer?  In its place is a very ornate and plush occasional chair.

    Painted whirls and swirls decorate the walls on all four sides.  Wait, is the room larger as well?

    Are you even in your house anymore? What the hell?

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    09 Dec 2023

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    Bind You In His Colour by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    29 Oct 2023

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    After finally talking about Dirk's "interesting inclinations" in the last part of this series, John finds a good excuse to use this new found knowledge.

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    29 Nov 2023