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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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- 40/40
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01 May 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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19 Apr 2026
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Every year, Alastor's demeanor changed in December. While still a surprise to most of the Hotel, they had come to accept this part of the Radio Demon.
Lucifer was not falling for it, not in the slightest. Alastor didn't do feelings. Not under any circumstance, not for any reason - unless it was to deceive, or manipulate. He had the sinner all figured out, he was certain of it.
If he had to spend the entirety of his and Charlie's festivities dispelling the charade, he would. Mark his words, Alastor would fall.
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15 Apr 2026
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Imagine waking up with the blood of your loved ones on your hands, and not remembering how.
Lucifer did it. He murdered Alastor with his own hands. And all of Hell is silent.
But the question isn't "Who killed him?"
The question is: How did the pride of a sad king who made rubber ducks, and the madness of a radio announcer afraid of thunder, lead to such a tragic end?
The answer doesn't begin with blood.
It begins with a cup of coffee, an insult, a stolen duck, and a shy kiss on a stormy night.
It begins with a foolish love story that, believe me, will make you cry before it's over.
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10 Apr 2026
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New Orleans, 1933.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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31 Mar 2026